JJ: *watching her wife walk out of the kitchen wearing just a towel*

Emily: Jennifer! What did you do with my shampoo?

JJ: *oops*

Emily: Don’t make me come over there

‘Honey, the kids are fine’ JJ assured.

Reid: you said you’d only be gone an hour. I was left with Henry ALL NIGHT!

Moms: ….

JJ: Spence, we were gone for 62 minutes.

JJ: So babe, should we try some of that BDSM stuff at home?

JJ looking at her beautiful wife walking into the room with her offset belt.

JJ: I’m thinking we could use this to help us track down….

Emily: *can’t stop thinking about getting JJ into bed*

JJ: Em?

Emily: *obsessing over her sexy wife*

JJ: *Smiles at Emily*

Emily: Their girlfriends

JJ: *pinching the bridge of her nose and dragging Emily away* you mean ME, your wife.

Emily: well duh, but he asked ... *turning around to find JJ making a disapproving look*

Emily: I LOVEEEE you!

Hotch: Emily? Hello... where did you just go?

JJ: *smiling about the quickie she and her wife just had*

JJ: You don't follow directions either, Em.

Also JJ: *and I love that about my wife*

Emily: We're exhausted, we were up until 3am with the baby

JJ: *nodding while sipping her coffee*

Reid: Why would you keep Henry up until 3am?

Emily: *confused as fuck*

JJ: We were hoping one of you would watch Henry for us

Morgan, Hotch, Reid & Rossi: *staring blankly* Reid: The last time I watched Henry you said you'd be gone two hours and you didn't come home all night and..

Emily: *this is going terribly*

Also Emily: I will pay you extremely generously

JJ:

*knowing money was plan Z*

Henry: Which one?

Principal: Excuse me?

Henry: Which mom? I have two, and I'm really hoping you called -

JJ: *barging into the office* Henry Jareau Prentiss you tell me what is going on right now, do you hear me?

Henry: ...the other one