It's always on my mind.

Do not tell yourself that you’ll just read 1 chapter of a 100+k fic before bed. That is a lie. 

Oh my god, mood.

reasons why Draco Malfoy is the most relatable character of all the series: -hates all his highschool classmates and threatens to kill himself if they make him attend school one more year at least once -actually thinks he is going to die when something inconsecuential happens to him  -Crying In Public Bathrooms -why so dramatic. like really why is everything he does so unnecessarily extra -daddy issues -gets offended when people dont invite him to partys he doesn’t even want to attend in the first place -pretends to be confident and is actually a walking ball of anxiety. the kind of person to end up yelling “fuck me” during a fight because fuck you and make me got mixed up in his brain -like tinkerbell, will die if he doesn’t receives enough attention . -deals with problems by either crying or making jokes. no inbetween  -needs his mom to hold his hand -very bad at making decisions -gets obsessed with things way too easily -the depressed but well dressed meme -befriends ghosts because he’s lonely -can somebody give him attention please

why does no one talk about how friends can break your heart so devastatingly intimately sometimes a million times worse than romantic partners why does no one talk about friend break ups

So many of you are interested! Yay!! We will be picking this Saturday!

If any of us end up being famous we all keep our mouths SHUT about the activities that took place on this hellsite do you understand me

MOOD

i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

……….I have an idea.

don’t we all

WHAT KIND OF KINGSMAN AU REALNESS????