it's all love now!

if kristen applebees met hj wingstreet, she would look that twink in the eye, and say "Handjob Wingstop" as the verbal component to a sunbeam spell and blast his ass to kingdom come

If Zac Oyama is a comedy sniper then Ally Beardsley is a comedy wrestler. They pin you don’t and don’t let up until you’re crying. Zac specifically.

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned

big fan of when a character metaphorically sweeps something under the rug, but you can feel them flinch every time they walk over it and feel the crumbs beneath their feet

"if it were up to me my primary lighting source would be christmas lights" brian murphy you are a lesbian at heart