bitch i'm the bomb like tick tick.

I promise I won’t, I know how to be civilised plus I’m done with Colton and all that.

Good. All I ever hear about that guy is how he's making some new girl cry. Oooh. Do you think he'd carry me? Not that he could lift me, but you know.

That should be fun, and more singing to Phillip.

Please? Let's do this. I've got the junk food all ready to go.

I dunno, I must’ve eaten it for dinner or something. Jeez, that sounds pretty fitting to what probably happened last night though. Now that I think of it…

Wait, do you not even remember it? Tsk tsk, Lerman. I never understood why people would want to get drunk enough to black out. If I'm having amazing sex, I want to be sober enough to remember it.

Well, I’d go to say Hi but I better wait until tomorrow and just give Lucy her space. Yeah, I’ve missed him so it gotta be fun plus it’s the first guy who enjoys being my slave.

Please don't start any catfights on set. Hormonal, pregnant Troian will not stand for any of it. Ooh, that's kind of kinky, Benzo.

I feel the Trucy deprivation too.

So come over and we'll watch a bunch of movies and you can see me balance plates on my tummy. I don't even need trays anymore.

No, no, that came out wrong. He will go on a date and then come pick me. We have a movies and junk food night ahead tonight.

That sounds beautiful. I'm trying to get Lucy to do the same with me.

Yeah, he is that boy. Oh no, we are just best friends. He is like a cousin or something and actually he is going to pick me after a date so that says something.

A date?! Who are you going on a date with?!

Duh.

Good. You should come over and watch movies with me. I'm Trucy deprived.

I swear, I’m not usually like this.

I would hope not. What does one do with a muffin during sex? I mean, apart from eat it. Or you could literally be buttering her muffin, hahahahaha.

The name is Hunter Parrish….

I know him. Ish. He was on Weeds, right? That's a great show. He's cute. Are you two dating?

Which is why you’re my favorite.

Of all time?

There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper. Don’t ask me, it was a very long, weird night.

Watching the sing along versions of all the High School Musical’s today. Still convinced I could have made a better Troy.

I would've supported this wholeheartedly.