Well yes, but I’m not prepared for that much pain? It’s not like we live in a movie.

There are many conspiracy theories that state otherwise. 

That’s true.. but it sounds really morbid. And like- it would hurt.

Unless you die in your sleep, you’re probably gonna deal with some pain. 

Why’d you get kicked out?

Well, I brought fake blood. 

I dunno why, that’s just what it made me think of. I bet you’re wild at parties.

I’ve only been to one party -- and I was kicked out. So I guess not. 

It depends how you die. A gunshot to the face will leave you a little ugly, but if you were killed -- say, by having your arms and legs cut off with a chainsaw, your face may still look fine.

“I’ve never really heard of bath salts that could do that but I’m sure you can find something online. Maybe you’ll find a recipe on how to make your own.”

“Well, that’s actually not a bad idea. I wonder if I could find a recipe. I feel like it’s illegal to make them, though. Like meth.” 

“Well I’m all about partners in crime. I’d rather have someone watcihng my back, but to each their own”.“

“Who’s to say they won’t turn on you?”

Something tells me you’ve popped Molly before.

That’s a random assumption, but yes. I have.

“Ok so last night after I got home I was so bored that I started watching The Purge, and I have a very serious question for all of you… If you had to choose a partner to surive The Purge, who would it be and why? This is some serious shit so I expect serious answers!”

“Nobody. Why would I want someone slowing me down from hunting innocents on the street?”

Did you know that if you’re laying upside down on a chair reading your book upside down, nobody even gives you a second look? It was testing a theory, and I learned I have a weird family.

How is that weird?