&&. deliver us

It’ll make you grow so you could finally attempt to intimidate me. Actually, no. If anyone hears then they may think I’m involved in sexual favors with a minor. Fine, I’ll take Sage the Gemini. He’s finer anyway.”

I’m not trying to do that. Please, like any minor is going to spend their time on you. A teenager wants someone in their 20s to mid 30s, not someone who already has a receding hairline. I’ve never seen him before, I’ll have to look him up.

“oooh, you’re so possessive, babe. makes me feel like a wanted woman.”

“i hate that song, so don’t worry, you’re safe. but i don’t know the song!! it’s irritating me to no end that i don’t know it. i sounded like a song off of his album graduation though...like i could see it being on that album.”

“...cuddles for four nights a week? now that...I can handle that.”

“I’m sorry, tiny guy. I’ll bring you a cup of milk. Oh? Tell me what I have to do then? I’ll be sure to make it pay per view. He doesn’t love you. At all. We’re the psychedelic lovers. Leave us be.”

“Thanks, I’ll need it. You want me to describe what I’d like to see you do? I’ll get an internet link to it. I had him first, please. Back off my man.”

“Will do, loser. It is, please. I’ll call everyone I know just to help you replace me, the only person that doesn’t make you look like a infectious rock singer from the 60s- if that’s even possible. You want to watch my sextape? Interesting. And? Kimye has a child. What’s stopping you? Nothing. So shut up.“

“You’re being really insulting...it’s getting to be a bit too much. Of course I do, seeing you naked would be quite the religious experience. But Kanye and I have love on our side. You’ve got twisted competitive revenge as your motive.”

“I have netflix already. we already play guitar together and watch funny movies and eat popcorn, stop changing date night. woah, you need to go chill. I bet he does, i bet every 1% does. It is pricey for ice cream.”

“No substance. Okay, little chemist. I’ll take you to your brain bowl later on. You do, and it’s quite agitating. I can always make a sex tape and live off of that. Then get married to someone and not sign a pre-nup. I’ve thought it out, and I’m stealing your man Kanye. I can get into easy peasy; that doesn’t count.“

“Okay, go do that then. Really, please. I don’t want to get you fired but I totally can if this is your dream life. If it’s a sex tape though, at least make it a good one. One I won’t cringe at. Kanye is mine, we have a song, K. A freaking song. Yes it does.

“because I like making fun of him and saying he’s my mom. no way. I don’t even like video games too much!! only he really fun, cool ones. haagen dazs, damn. you make me out to be donald trump right now.”

“It’s better than that Jepsen song. “I really really really really really really like you.” It’s just plain stupidity. Don’t call me a giant, you little… pea. I’m a normal sized man. I don’t to be honest. You have a squeaky ass voice. How does it feel being so close to the ground?”

“I’m not a big fan either. The song has zero substance...to be honest. I do not have a squeaky voice. Even if I do, it’s giving you a job, don’t forget that. It feels pretty good, it’s easier to get into bed and nap. Easier to hide when I don’t want to be seen.”

“damn. I have to check with goody boy momager though. oh shit, what is wrong with you. chocolate vanilla swirl?”

❛ i have good news for you, my friend. dreams are merely images that contradict each other and are usually nonsensical, although not totally meaningless !! often times though, dreams cannot be fully explained because only you know yourself well enough to figure it out and yet most of us lack the ability to reach that deeply into ourselves, you know ?? i guess what i am trying to say is - you are shit outta luck on figuring out what this dream really meant. ❜

“I feel like it’s too...late for that logic. I think I dreamt that because I was watching a Kanye West music video, to be honest.”

all you’ve gotta do is admit you can be moody, raffi !!

Everyone can be moody.