guiding light

I’m entirely too worried that I’m going to end up a lobster when we leave this leg.

Do you burn instead of tan?

Nonsense! All booties bounce!

Mine simply doesn’t. It is a bounceless booty.

Perhaps…I don’t know. I’m sure I’ll be fine in a day or two.

The pool party probably isn’t going to help you get better anytime soon though. It’s a bummer that you can’t enjoy it though.

You can’t be on my team and have me on your list, you shit!

I’m being honest with you! Don’t you want someone who is honest on your team?

I feel so – special.

You are the chosen one Mason.

C’mon, let me see the booty bounce.

The booty doesn’t bounce.

Thanks babe, it’s so lame if I have to say it about myself.

I don’t think it’s lame if you do. It’s even better if you do.

I know we’re supposed to be on vacation and I like it here, but I really don’t feel well…

Are you sick? Do you need medicine?

Once they’re broken down, the moves aren’t that hard. It’s all in your confidence.

Yeah, I think I’ll probably have to stick to simpler dance moves, like the hokey pokey.

I really don’t know what just happened to me. I was walking along, minding my own business as usual. Then this girl comes up and dumps baby powder on my head because she said I was such a babe. Teenage girls are so confusing.

What do you mean there’s no eating in the pool? This is so Ludacris I’m just gonna Rollout.

You’re bad chick.

No way, you give me your squad card for trying kill the fun!

But, who are these certain people that you’d like to push in?

Lennox, Dustin, Hallie...and you.

I used to do them all the time in our routines. Od enough they had me in the front and it was priceless.

Teach me to be skilled like you. I could not do any of those moves for the dear life of me.