you're always worth it

I was like that at one point. Then my hamster bit me and I realized how evil everyone really is.

You have a hamster? I'm so used to hearing about people having cats and dogs, that sometimes I forget that other animals are pets too.

"The amount of homework I have due tomorrow is causing me to be unbelievably stressed. The stress is causing me to freak out instead of actually doing my work. All of this is just one big mess and I just want to eat and sleep."

"Why did you let all of the work pile up on you, Jo? You know that you're supposed to work on that every chance you get."

Everyone is mean.

Not everyone is mean -- sometimes you'll meet nice people.

Trust me, you’re not the only one. It seems to me like I’m the only one from my family who washes the dishes.

So today at school I assigned an art project, right? Right. It was pretty simple in my opinion; draw some abstract fruit. Well, apparently it wasn’t simple enough for my high schoolers since they thought it’d be funny to start a paint war instead. In other news, I’m thinking about adopting a kitten.

Mom, you should know that paint makes people insane. Even I get a little too happy when there's paint around. In elementary school, paint only came out on special days -- that's probably why they decided to have a paint war.

It’s quite common, yeah. Well, the plates should be a little bit nicer on being washed.

Don’t be mean.

I'm not being mean.

Ha, lameee.

Shush up.

You’re such an idiot, how damn hard was you scrubbing that thing? They probably won’t notice.

There's no need to be so rude.

Put on a Dora band aid. Dora helps everything.

I don't think that we have any Dora band aids.

Did you cut yourself?

I did a little, but it's nothing worth going to the hospital over.

..Idiot.

I am not an idiot! It was a simple mistake!

You know, I almost break plates while washing dishes for food glued to them, but I don’t think any of your moms will notice. Truthfully.

I think it's a common thing that happens to everyone. It's not my fault they decided to eat on the plates that get food glued on them easily.