normal signals

casually conversated with christian missonairies while drunk& successfully convinced them to come back later. never let it be said i can't be social

Yayyyyy #mytooth #myextractedtooth #friend #friend #friend #mytooth!!!!!!!!!! yayyyy my tooth:) my tooth:) yayyyyy my tooth!!!!! my extracted tooth!!!!!! #mytooth #mytooth #mytooth

the original clubtailstm apple tini 7/10. doesnt taste bad at first, just sour and apple, but the aftertaste is no good, which i hear is normal. 10% for 16fl.oz. not too bad for the taste. really really green. smells sharp and sour as well. drank most last night and the rest earlier, so this review may not be as accurate as the reader assumes.

left my canned Beverage out last night & it seems to have remained untouched which either means 1) alcohol puts off small pests/small pests are uninterested in alcohol or 2) i'm drinking some kind of poison

getting into drinking green liquids

need to find a new phrase to rrepeatunder my breathin public because i accodentally said "have you tried killing and eating yourself" whilst someone was driving by in a jeep and they mightve heard. going to go with "its illegal to kill people"

one of my fav bits is to say "but what about your normal [xyz]?" when someone says "my fucking [xyz]"

weird how many restricted access doors are just glass

iit's actuall y 5 as fuck am