Time to Mix Drinks and Change Lives

"do it scared" "do it alone" "do it bored" what about MY strategy. do it later

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

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I grew up as the "ugly friend" so it's so weird when someone compliments me

i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

id: A CRT computer monitor sitting on a desk, with "I HAVE SEEN THE EYES OF ANGELS IN PIXELS OF PROGRAMMING" shown on it in a low-res font.

@staff

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JD Vance killed the pope? Isn't he the guy who had sex with a couch?

no, the pope isn't allowed to have sex

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post