Today my son asked "Can I have a bookmark?" I burst into tears. 11 years and he still doesn't know my name is Joe
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Today my son asked "Can I have a bookmark?" I burst into tears. 11 years and he still doesn't know my name is Joe

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How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
Did you hear about the kid napping at school?
It's fine, he woke up
To the man in the wheel chair who stole my camoflauge jacket
You can hide but you can't run
Two gold fish are in a tank
One asked the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Wow, this graveyard is crowded
People must be dying to get in here
Wasn't the shovel such a groundbreaking invention?
I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total ripoff
What did the grape do when stepped on?
He let out a little wine
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his field

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What do you call someone who lost their car?
Carlos
Why couldn't the bike stand by itself?
It was two tired
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
What do you get when a chicken lays eggs on a hill?
Egg rolls
I just watched a show about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

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My dad walked into my room and said, "son, you know masturbation makes you blind, right?"
I said, "Dad I'm over here"
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere