“ Alright. Everythin’s been accounted fer, and it looks like we got a tie for the highest bids! That red tea over there that shouldn’t have even been part of this thin’ and the livin’ battery of a master --- EMIYA ( @counterforced​ ) and Sophia ( @abendrotbrav​ ) at 30 million QP! Congrats on bein’ the top sellin’ dates for our charity event. Even better, thank yer buyers: FUJIMARU ( @anomaliatus​ ) and CASTER Cu ( @despondentdruid​ ). Now fork up that QP. Actually, where the hell ya even get that much ta spare? ”
“ Anyways, everyone’s bets, buyers, and dates are as follows:
At 30 million, EMIYA’s ( @counterforced ) bought by FUJIMARU ( @anomaliatus )
At 30 million, Sophia’s ( @abendrotbrav ) ensnared by CASTER Cu ( @despondentdruid )
At 20 million, Sheba’s ( @magicklamp​ ) been invested in by ( @sxtoritera )
At 12 million, Roberts’ ( @saltyact ) captured by Ritsuka ( @helreigns )
At 10 million, dog boy’s ( @houndofcu ) been tamed by Ritsuka ( @anikiex )
At 10 million, wolf girl’s ( @syntien ) been hunted by Ritsuka ( @anekiex )
At 7 million, the shy doctor’s ( @twosided-twisted-fate​ ) been scouted by Quinn ( @eternal-servants-of-old​ )
At 6.5 million, our very own Gilgamesh, here, ( @saoiri​ ) has been pestered for a date by Ritsuka ( @anikiex​ )
At 3 million, Maou Nobu ( @sanzenxsekai​ ) been taken by Ritsuka ( @anekiex​ )
At 3 million, the lil squirrel’s ( @memorylost​ ) been nabbed by ( @counterforced​ )
At 2 mil --- do I gotta --- fine. I’m sticking @boldestgreen​ over here. Take this master off my hands. ( @anikiex​ )
At 1.5 million, the handy dandy master’s ( @ryogai​ ) date is ( @anekiex​ )
At 125 thousand, Galahad’s ( @memphiisbelle​ ) stolen by ( @anekiex​ )
At 26 thousand, the bread goddess ( @anomaliatus​ ) taken by Sannan ( @shinsenloyalist​ )
And, last but not least, the knight of the round, King Arthur, himself, ( @silvercrownd​ ) has been snatched up by Salome ( @homeport​ )!
If anyone’s got anything to say about these dates, say now or ferever hold yer peace!
And before anyone’s askin’ we ain’t payin’ for any of yer meals!”

















