Fastidious Fuck You

Fuck you all and Reddit too!

Downvote if you eat the poo.

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Fuck you. Fuck you so hard. In the ass. With an egg beater.

I'm tired of listening to your stupid face.

Well, well, well. Look what we have here. You reading this. You're a stupid dumbfuck. Your mom and dad are stupid dumbfucks. Your entire family is made up of stupid dumbfucks. Millions of years of evolution brought your stupid fucking dog shit family into this pathetic existence, and eventually your dumb can't mom shit you our of her twat . What a fucking joke. Why are you here? Why do you exist? Why is my MOM asking me why you're harassing her? I don't do shit to you and for you to come threatening my mother like that is fucking bullshit . I know my mom could beat the living shit out of you, and that's what pisses me off even more. Any of you dumbfucks wanna try me, then I fucking dare you. Take your head out of your dad's ass for two minutes and maybe try to learn to read you subhuman instead swine. Troglodyte neatderthal fucking heathen. I hate that shit out of you and everyone else on this planet agrees with that sentiment. You are filth. You are a cocksucking dumbfuck who won't stop shoving the handle side of a toilet plunger up your ass. I really fucking hate people like you. Thinking you're cool. Thinking you're some sort of prodigy when I. Reality you're just a stupid piece of shit. Fucking fang her that stupid dumbfuck got mark fired what a cock sneeze. And you know what you're stupider than that mother fucker, and that's saying something. You fucking idiot. You're a retired nascar driver you're dog shit I hope you get hit by a cement truck and it sends your house flying you fuckin cow. Get shit on by your grandma again and then have her feed you her used tampons that she saved from before she was barren. That fucking skank apple doesn't fall far from the tree you sack of shit I'll rip your dick off

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My friends and I will frequently say "Fuck you, buddy" to each other. I got it from a Canadian youtuber a few years back, and it's one of my favorite phrases.

Fuck everyone who posts that stupid ass fucking joke fuck I'm so fucking pissed fuck them and the stupid ass fucking punchline

Fuck you

And extra fuck you if you don't know the joke and have to torture yourself by looking it up

Have a nice day everyone

Mods, people are posting things about the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Fuck Russia kind of stuff. The fuckbots are not a good look right now. If you don’t silence them, well… fuck you.