MADMAY

࿐ ࿔* slight nsfw, nothing explicit

pansy parkinson is vulgar.

and she knows it, too. she’ll tell you anything and everything she wants to do to you with a stupid grin on her face. she doesn’t care about who might be listening as long as she gets to see your pretty, flustered face every time.

it doesn’t matter if you’re in a skirt or wearing sweatpants and a hoodie, you’ll still feel her breath on your neck while she says a sentence that nobody should ever say out loud.

it’s gotten to the point where sometimes even professors have to intervene. pansy respects her house, of course she does, but there’s been countless times where points were taken away from slytherin because a professor (usually mcgonagall) overheard one of pansy’s little innuendos. with students, nobody’s even surprised anymore. they’ll just shake their heads and murmur something about how you two “need to get a room.”

at the end of the day, you always do.