space cowpoke

“Who needs pants?? it’s gets in the way when you wanna work the farm”

Doesn’t seem scared, maybe for his kids?? yeah. But mates?? Mainly that Novakid, he knows his cohorts in safer hands. “Reverting back to taunts and threats, ‘golden child’? Fine so be it, guess ain’t much worth talkin to an hi-anus buck. ya’re so merciful your honor, thank you for letting me live. Now get, don’t wanna see ya mug here!”

Sighs... “It’s like I can still hear Kna-pa today.~ Getting bristly over the high families-”

“Oh is that supposed to make me, a mate and father of three natives of this forest, scared? Worried? To what, huh, your blind as fuck lackies? This immature fawn prolly got more luck than you.”  Chuffs with a cocky smile, “Actually do it, maybe I’ll wipe the whole line with ya dumb ass decision.”

“And get stuck here too, huh knot muncher?? our greatest royal family continues to prove that there’s ain’t nothing goin on between those antlers!”

“If it weren’t for the strange laws of these lands boy, I’d gore ya on these trees ya for our kind many times over- Do not test me!”