Defying my limits

@farleyjakobsdottir

They are the Waitomo glowworm caves.

I did take the liberty to make a few changes so we’d be more comfortable. Hope you were fine with that, but I feel you mutt have been.

If you want, we can go any time we get some Holodeck time. Cause I'm gonna come up with something nice and new for your next birthday. ;)

@farleyjakobsdottir

They are the Waitomo glowworm caves.

I did take the liberty to make a few changes so we'd be more comfortable. Hope you were fine with that, but I feel you mutt have been.

Oh yeah. Totally true. People make out on the bridge ALL the time. Harry and Tuvok are back there right now going at it. When Lt. Paris reports for duty in a bit I plan to hand over the helm with a big smooch. It’s just what the bridge crew does, anon. Get your head outta the lower decks and come join the party.

I’m sure it’s nothing. I trust Tom.

I already have to deal with Megan, please not TJ, too. And what about Farley? 

Let’s think about this for a minute. The man married to the Klingon is going to get involved with the woman dating one of the best martial arts fighters. Who would ever be that stupid? Not Tom, I hope. Please not Tom. 

“Gunning for your man?”

Seriously anon? Not only would that be incredibly inappropriate from a professional standpoint, I’m also in a committed relationship myself, and I’m friends with B’Elanna who is married to Lt. Paris. Thanks so very much for your vote of confidence regarding my moral standards, though. Appreciate it. And I’m sure Lt. Paris will thank you for your confidence in his ability to turn a blind eye to the throngs of women who throw themselves at him on a daily basis.

Farley, I love you but you’re nuts.

TJ, come on, think of how much fun we had with a threesome. Now add a smoking hot engineer to that equation.

Also, I don’t want us to break my husband. I don’t know what I’d do. You know what, since it would be your fault, I think you two should have to suffer the consequences of keeping a Klingon satisfied. 

I’m sure it’s nothing. I trust Tom.

I already have to deal with Megan, please not TJ, too. And what about Farley? 

Let’s think about this for a minute. The man married to the Klingon is going to get involved with the woman dating one of the best martial arts fighters. Who would ever be that stupid? Not Tom, I hope. Please not Tom. 

“Gunning for your man?”

Seriously anon? Not only would that be incredibly inappropriate from a professional standpoint, I’m also in a committed relationship myself, and I’m friends with B’Elanna who is married to Lt. Paris. Thanks so very much for your vote of confidence regarding my moral standards, though. Appreciate it. And I’m sure Lt. Paris will thank you for your confidence in his ability to turn a blind eye to the throngs of women who throw themselves at him on a daily basis.

Farley, I love you but you’re nuts.

TJ, come on, think of how much fun we had with a threesome. Now add a smoking hot engineer to that equation.

Also, I don’t want us to break my husband. I don’t know what I’d do. You know what, since it would be your fault, I think you two should have to suffer the consequences of keeping a Klingon satisfied. 

I’m sure it’s nothing. I trust Tom.

I already have to deal with Megan, please not TJ, too. And what about Farley? 

Let’s think about this for a minute. The man married to the Klingon is going to get involved with the woman dating one of the best martial arts fighters. Who would ever be that stupid? Not Tom, I hope. Please not Tom. 

“Gunning for your man?”

Seriously anon? Not only would that be incredibly inappropriate from a professional standpoint, I’m also in a committed relationship myself, and I’m friends with B’Elanna who is married to Lt. Paris. Thanks so very much for your vote of confidence regarding my moral standards, though. Appreciate it. And I’m sure Lt. Paris will thank you for your confidence in his ability to turn a blind eye to the throngs of women who throw themselves at him on a daily basis.

Farley, I love you but you’re nuts.

TJ, come on, think of how much fun we had with a threesome. Now add a smoking hot engineer to that equation.

I’m sure it’s nothing. I trust Tom.

I already have to deal with Megan, please not TJ, too. And what about Farley? 

Let’s think about this for a minute. The man married to the Klingon is going to get involved with the woman dating one of the best martial arts fighters. Who would ever be that stupid? Not Tom, I hope. Please not Tom. 

“Gunning for your man?”

Seriously anon? Not only would that be incredibly inappropriate from a professional standpoint, I’m also in a committed relationship myself, and I’m friends with B’Elanna who is married to Lt. Paris. Thanks so very much for your vote of confidence regarding my moral standards, though. Appreciate it. And I’m sure Lt. Paris will thank you for your confidence in his ability to turn a blind eye to the throngs of women who throw themselves at him on a daily basis.

Do not insult @farleyjakobsdottir by lumping her together with Seska. She is a good officer and person. No, it doesn’t bother me that Chakotay once had intimate relations with her. It was their personal business and anyway, he had never even heard of me at that point. I would have to be a very petty and vindictive person to hold that against him.

Seska is another matter entirely. It bothers the hell out of me that she ever touched Chakotay. The ways she used and manipulated him were sickening and I consider the theft of his genetic material to be a form of rape. I love Chakotay and knowing that he was treated in such a manner infuriates me. And she stole my ship. Too bad she died before I had a chance to repay her for everything she did to us.

@voyagerscaptain

Thank you, Captain.

I know we don't always see eye to eye understatement of the century but I appreciate how professional our working relationship still is and that you can ignore that I slept with Chakotay the rumours that circulate about me. I wish others on board shared your level of maturity.

Private Forward to: @juniortjenkins and @farleyjakobsdottir

I’m afraid this message was mistakenly sent to me. Here you go.

I don't think that message was from @juniortjenkins so I'm not sure what is going on here. Clearly it was sent by someone who's never seen what goes on down there...