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Greetings from the glorious coastal paradise of the Democratic People's Republic.
I apologize for my recent absence. The Supreme Leader invited me to an exclusive seaside retreat involving rockets, imported red pills from Burma, and several days that appear to be missing from my memory entirely.
The last thing I clearly remember is being introduced as his "special American friend."
The next thing I remember is waking up in a very large bed and feeling an overwhelming sense that I should not ask questions.
In unrelated news, I desperately need book sales.
Every copy of Two Dudes, One Cabin sold brings me one step closer to escaping this situation and returning to Bend, Oregon, where I belong: floating the Deschutes with an RPM IPA, judging tourists, and appreciating white chicks in bikinis along the river.
If you don't hear from me again soon, assume negotiations are ongoing.
Farkus J. McFadden
Political Exile, Pyongyang
Six Time Pyongyang Times Bestselling Author
Greetings from Pyongyang.
Only a quick update. The Supreme Leader has once again revoked my internet privileges. He knows I'm up to something.
Unfortunately, morale has been low in the palace as of late. The Supreme Leader has been in a foul mood ever since Putin, Trump, Persia, and several lesser dictators began monopolizing the news cycle. One cannot blame him. It is difficult to maintain a cult of personality when everyone else insists on generating headlines.
There is now discussion of launching something in the general direction of Japan. Purely for public relations purposes, of course.
If communications cease, assume I have been reassigned to agricultural excellence.
Please continue supporting my latest work. Every copy sold brings me one step closer to a commercial flight out of Pyongyang.
Farkus J. McFadden
Sent from a borrowed computer.
My request for repatriation remains under review. In the meantime, sales of Two Dudes, One Cabin in the Western territories continue to exceed expectations, though expectations were admittedly very low.
Greetings from Pyongyang!
Greetings from Pyongyang!
Another glorious spring day in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. The azaleas are blooming, the Taedong River sparkles in the sunlight, and the loudspeakers remind us every morning how fortunate we are to live exactly where we are.
I have recently been honored for my contributions to literature. My latest novella, The Tractor Driver's Secret Feelings, received a commendation from a regional committee whose name I am unfortunately not allowed to disclose. The award consisted of a certificate, a handshake, and a jar of kimchi that has been fermented beneath the palace for over 30 years.
Life continues pleasantly. My room overlooks a courtyard where citizens enthusiastically perform morning exercises. I am told their enthusiasm is entirely voluntary.
As a famous author, I am occasionally granted limited access to a government computer. During these brief periods, I spend my time promoting cultural exchange and absolutely not searching photographs of Bend, Oregon.
I definitely do not miss the smell of ponderosa pines after rain.
I definitely do not miss watching the sun set behind the Cascades.
I definitely do not miss wandering into El Sancho for tacos or sitting on a patio with an RPM IPA while pretending to work on my next manuscript.
Such thoughts would be unpatriotic.
Instead, I remain focused on my important literary duties and the continued international release of Two Dudes, One Cabin, a work which has unfortunately not yet been approved for distribution within North Korea. The review committee has informed me they are "still discussing certain themes."
I remain optimistic.
Until next time,
Farkus J. McFadden Internationally Acclaimed Author
Computer Privileges Status: Tentatively Restored

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Initial forensics of the RV revealed a treasure trove of DNA samples. While this was thought to be a positive step, as the forensics team continued their investigation, they realized there were hundreds of different DNA samples in the RV, mostly in the form of dried male semen. The interior lit up like a 1970s psychedelic poster under black light, and it was clear the investigation was going to take some time. When some high-level police officers realized that they too had “unintentionally” made their way into that sleazy curtain salesman’s RV, the vehicle somehow got doused in gasoline and burned down to its studs one early morning when the impound lot was minimally staffed. The arson investigation was never solved.
Greetings from Pyongyang!
A quick update before my computer privileges are revoked again.
The Supreme Leader restored my internet access last Tuesday after an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a draft manuscript, three bottles of soju, and a highly unflattering depiction of a state-owned yak. Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed. My punishment was reduced from "indefinite reflection" to "strong verbal disappointment."
May is a beautiful time of year in Pyongyang. The trees are green, the flowers are blooming, and the air is filled with optimism and several industrial aromas that I have grown quite fond of. In the evenings I enjoy long walks through the city, reflecting on literature, freedom, and whether elk are still wandering around Shevlin Park.
As many of you know, I remain one of the region's most celebrated authors. My romantic novellas continue to enjoy tremendous popularity. Last month I received a standing ovation at the Pyongyang Festival of Progressive Male Friendship. The applause lasted nearly seven minutes. Admittedly, several attendees were military personnel, but recognition is recognition.
Life here is good. Very good.
Still, I occasionally find myself daydreaming about Bend. Not in a political sense. More in a cheeseburger sense. Or a Deschutes River sense. Or a sitting-on-a-patio-drinking-an-IPA-while-watching-a-golden-retriever-do-something-stupid sense.
The other day I described Newport Avenue to a friend. He listened politely and then informed me that nostalgia is a bourgeois weakness. He may be right. Nevertheless, I spent the next hour thinking about breakfast burritos and white chicks.
For those who have discovered my work through Two Dudes, One Cabin, thank you. The book remains unavailable throughout much of East Asia, which somehow makes it my most successful international release.
I should probably end this transmission. Someone has begun standing behind me while I type and pretending not to read the screen.
More soon.
Peace,
Farkus J. McFadden
Six-Time Pyongyang Times Bestselling Author
Recipient of the Medal of Subjugation
Current Holder of Limited Internet Privileges
"Rob began to dress down into his tight black shorty cycling singlet, laying his sweaty clothes out to dry on nearby rocks. Pete took his shirt off, “popped his top,” as they always said, and both men began to wonder nervously if their fantasies were about to become reality."
Two Dudes, One Cabin
By the Legendary Farkus J McFadden
In defense of NWXÂ
WARNING: DO NOT READ!
Chapter 1
They finished their bike ride around 4:00 p.m. It was a standard ride, maybe fourteen or fifteen miles through forested singletrack trails west of Bend, Oregon. When they reached their trucks, they laid their mountain bikes against a large red ponderosa pine, swapped out their shoes, and dropped the tailgate to enjoy a couple of cold beers, as they usually did. It was the best part of the ride.
It was October, and the parking lot at Phil’s trailhead had only a few cars, mostly locals, as the summer tourist season had concluded. Soon, the tourists would return for ski season. The reprieve from tourists was always nice, as if you got your town back.
It was a warm October day, in the mid-seventies, but the air also felt crisp in the shade. The sunlight was already behind the horizon of massive pines and shone through the trees with an orange hue best seen in autumn. The little remaining forest fire smoke contributed to this beautiful light, though you couldn’t smell the smoke in the clean and fresh air. It was a perfect day for a fall bike ride and the perfect day to enjoy some parking lot time afterward.
Pete pulled a small cooler out of his truck and grabbed two tallboy Rainier beers, which had been bathing in ice since he left his house. He popped his beer, which made a magical sound, and enjoyed the first refreshing gulp while watching Rob dress down to his tight black cycling singlet. Pete glanced over at Rob, secretly admiring Rob’s fine physique through his dark sunglasses while making small talk. They were now in their forties, but Rob took care of himself; this was obvious through the tight singlet that also revealed a fine bulge in his crotch area. Rob was short and powerful, with thinning brown hair and a salt-and-pepper stubble beard.
The two had known each other since college and had a strong friendship. They were in each other’s wedding parties, raised their kids together, and spent most weekends together with their families. As the years passed, their friendship only grew, and they were spending more time together without their wives and kids. With their kids getting older and their marriages stagnating, their fondness for each other was only getting stronger.
Recently, Pete had started having more complicated feelings about Rob. He began fantasizing about a life together, a new life away from their families. He was happily married and loved his wife and children, but the harder he tried to push these feelings down, the stronger they became. At that time, he didn’t know that Rob was feeling the same.
Rob completed his post-ride ritual and came over to sit next to Pete on the truck’s tailgate. They began talking about superficial things, like Rob’s new wireless derailleur, which cost $500, and Pete’s desire to get a new bike, though his wife certainly wouldn’t allow him to drop $5,000 to do so. They talked about the upcoming ski season, snow projections, and joked about the new wealthy Californians who were moving to town in droves, building huge houses and driving around in fancy European SUVs and EVs.
When they popped their second Rainier, they were certainly loosening up. They began to plan a backcountry winter ski trip, talked about their kids, and complained about their wives. When the third beer came out, they were laughing more, feeling lighter, speaking loudly and more animatedly between pee breaks behind a nearby tree.
As the afternoon passed, they both knew it was time to get home. The ride and the beers had caught up with them, and they sat on the tailgate, out of topics to discuss. They were now sitting closely, with their outer thighs touching. They didn’t usually sit so close.
Rob said he had to get going and looked at Pete with an unfamiliar, curious look, with an almost awkward amount of eye contact. Pete became self-conscious and jumped off the truck’s tailgate, though he thought about that look for several days afterward.
Pete made his way home, feeling slightly tipsy. He realized he shouldn’t be behind the wheel but convinced himself it was fine since it was just a short trip. Throughout the drive, he kept pondering the expression Rob had given him. What was that look about? It was unfamiliar—a curious gaze from Rob.......
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Greetings from Pyongyang!
Hello All,
Greetings from beautiful Pyongyang! Farkus J. McFadden here. Or at least that’s what I go by now.
I should probably start any communication with a confession: my writings, and my first release to the West, Two Dudes, One Cabin, might be quite offensive to some. It contains sexual content, homosexual content, violence, and drugs. I’ve also been told it’s very funny.
Truthfully, I’ve been treated very well by the People’s Republic of North Korea and the Supreme Leader. I mean, I live in a palace, for God’s sake. I was educated at the finest institutes and have achieved great fame in the region. I have everything I could ever dream of!
But I miss my home of Bend, Oregon. I miss the moondust, mountain biking, IPAs, cheeseburgers, and even white chicks. I miss my friends and family. And I’d like to see this new Cloudchaser lift everyone keeps talking about. I miss home.
I am thankful to have discovered this app, which represents my first real opportunity to communicate with the West in the nearly two decades I’ve been living as a political refugee in Pyongyang. Honestly, I’m not even sure if I still need to be living in political exile.
Shit! Gotta go! More to come. Plan to drop a chapter soon.
Peace!
Farkus
Foreword
The gei jungpyeonsoseol discipline, one of North Korea’s most revered literary traditions, dates back several centuries, with some archaeological evidence suggesting it may be more than a millennium old. Renowned for its graphic content, sharp humor, unflinching candor, and unmistakably earthy sensibilities, gei jungpyeonsoseol has long been one of the Taedong River Valley’s most storied cultural exports, spreading throughout the Korean Peninsula, north into China, and beyond.
Even today, these important texts somehow find their way out of North Korea through mountain caves, rivers, drifting balloons, and other mysterious channels, often appearing unexpectedly in South Korea, where they continue to spark fascination and curiosity. In their own peculiar way, they have become an underground cultural bridge, quietly stitching together a bond between two nations still divided.
The legendary Farcus J. McFadden is the first Westerner ever trained in this ancient craft, a feat that required years of rigorous study at the Pyongyang Gei Jungpyeonsoseol Institute. Meticulously crafted and expertly executed, McFadden’s work applies the core principles of gei jungpyeonsoseol to a Western narrative, an unprecedented fusion that reflects years of dedication to mastering the form.
I hope you enjoy this remarkable text as much as I did.
Jebediah Rodriguez Velasquez Kim
Amazon.com: Two Dudes, One Cabin: A tale of forbidden love by the legendary Farkus J. McFadden: 9781662971730: McFadden, Farkus J.: Books
The legendary Farkus J. McFadden was born and raised in Bend, Oregon, and currently lives in political exile in Pyongyang, North Korea. He is a celebrated author, artist, outdoor enthusiast, and a six-time Pyongyang Times bestseller. Farkus is also the first Western writer to receive the prestigious “Medal of Subjugation” at the Ryongson Residence, where he now serves as an artist-in-residence under what officials assure him is a “voluntary cultural exchange program.”
The Legendary Farcus J McFadden

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