alex

every1 trying to bandwagon being on stimulants and smoking cigs. it’s all fun and games until you’re sweating trying to clean your room for the 5th time that day.

there’s a very real correlation between being weird about Bob’s Big Boy and being stunningly good at making art in your respective medium

One day out and I’m already mourning the 2025 Blue Jays like my grandmother just died

i’m probably living through some kind of jacob’s ladder scenario just instead of dying in a war i flunked out of university

i strive to one day play tambourine for minimum wage

being a model for life drawing is actually a method

Chick peed? in a can? Say no more!

i had a dream where a beautiful red bird landed on my head right before i woke up and it made me so sad

Going to the dentist can be so crazy. Yeah I’m gonna give you enough local anesthesia that it looks and feels like you’re having a stroke and then i’m gonna dip for like a half hour. When I come back I’m putting power tools in your mouth.