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Alastor: I’m here, now show yourself.

Charlie is pushed forward, still shackled by angelic chains with Vox standing behind her, looking smug.

Vox: Right on time, old chum.

Alastor: Vincent, I am impressed. Didn’t think you had it in you.

Vox: I’m not here for your praise.

Alastor: Oh really? Since when?

Vox: I wanted to have a little discussion with you. About our last deal? You fix my body and in exchange I can’t ever harm you. I want that deal broken, do so and you can have your princess back.

Alastor: Well seeing as you asked so nicely. (Snaps his fingers and a shadow tendril seizes Vox by the throat) You think you can steal from the Radio Demon and live? Fatal mistake old pal. Any last words?

Vox: (Chokes) You forget…I’m not alone.

Suddenly threaded needles spring out, binding Charlie tightly, being pulled by Velvette.

Velvette: (Snickers) Such a pretty thing, seems a shame I’ll have to crack her pipes.

Alastor: (Growls) Harm one hair on her head, I swallow Vox whole.

Valentino: And Velvette will kill your princesa, then where will that leave us?

Alastor: Valentino, thought I caught a whiff of desperation and gin. I must say I’m surprised to see you all here, last time I saw you three things weren’t going your way. And unless you hand back my business partner, they won’t be this time either.

Valentino: Shall I get you a step stool so you can look in my eyes when you threaten me?

Alastor: I don’t need to threaten you lot. After the stunt you pulled last year, I’ve been just itching for an excuse to put you all out of my misery.

Valentino: Have it your way. Velvette sweetie, crush the royal brat’s heart!

Velvette: With pleasure!

Velvette pulls the threads as tight as she can. Charlie gasps in pain, struggling to breathe. Being a demon princess, she can resist longer than most but not forever. Alastor cringes, and finally relents unable to watch her suffer.

Alastor: Alright! The deal is broken! (He snaps his fingers, Vox is released and Velvette cuts the threads) That was a rather risky endeavor Vox.

Vox: Well the risk was worth it.

Alastor: For now maybe but you know how much I hate breaking deals Vox and you three certainly won’t get away with this.

Vox: We’ll see about that. In the meantime, here.

He shoves Charlie forward, she nearly collapses as she tries to catch her breath, Alastor instantly catches her in his arms. The V’s then walk away laughing. Once Charlie can breathe properly again, she looks up at Alastor amazed.

Charlie: Why would you do that? With that deal broken, Vox could destroy you-

Alastor: (Concerned) They still won’t be able to harm you.

Charlie: (Confused but greatly touched) Why do you care about me?

Alastor: Come again?

Charlie: You have a hole in your heart. You want companionship but you don’t think anyone could actually like you of their own free will so you use deals to have some form of control over them.

Alastor: There’s only one thing missing from my life right now. A good form of entertainment.

He snaps his fingers and disappears. Charlie rolls her eyes.

Charlie: You’re just upset because you know I’m right. And no, I am not talking to myself because I know you can and do listen to me.

She goes to look over her redemption plans when she spots something in the doorway.

Charlie: (Excited) Hello puppy.

She approaches the puppy but it runs out the door. Charlie follows after it, unaware that it’s leading her away.

Charlie: Now where did you go?

Suddenly someone from behind presses a cloth to her mouth, and drags her away as she passes out.

An hour later…

Alastor: Charlie? (Looks around) Charlie! Where have you gone? Don’t tell me you’ve done something stupid like running away from your problems?

He hears something splashing around and notices a small demon shark playing in the sink before it hops out and throws something at Alastor’s feet. It’s a watch with a video screen. Alastor turns it on. Charlie appears on screen bound by angelic chains.

Charlie: Alastor I’m supposed to ask you to meet at the edge of the city at midnight or I’ll be killed. (Scared) Alastor help!

Transmission goes dead, Alastor angrily throws the watch on the ground and smashes it with his foot.

Alastor: No because he tried to steal from me, the Radio Demon. You try that, you get skinned alive, everyone knows that.

Charlie: Actually, no they don’t.

(Only goes from Season 1 to 3 because after that everything just got so complicated)

Emma Swan - Millie

Henry Mills - Moxxie and Millie’s child

Snow White/Mary Margaret Blanchard - Emily

Prince Charming/David Nolan - Abel

The Evil Queen/Regina Mills - Vaggie

Rumplestiltskin/Mr. Gold - Alastor

Belle/Lacey - Charlie

Pinocchio/August - Blitzo

Grumpy/Leroy - Husk

Red/Ruby - Loona

Granny - Bee (She and Loona are sisters who Blitzo develops an adopted father, daughter relationship with)

Baelfire/Neal/Killian Jones - Moxxie (Yeah I think it’s just weird that Emma dated a guy and then the guy his mom shaked up with, so instead Moxxie is Alastor’s son by Mimzy, he ran away using the magic bean because he saw Alastor kill Mimzy not long after becoming the dark one. Unaware that he killed her because she was going to cast the dark curse herself to escape the enchanted forest and was intending to use Moxxie’s heart)

Jiminy Cricket/Archie - Fizzarolli

Geppetto/Marco - Sir Pentious

Blue Fairy/Mother Superior - Sera

Cora - Stella

Henry Sr/Mad Hatter/Jefferson - Stolas (So Stolas had a plan to leave Stella and take both daughters with him but Stella found out. So she banished him and Octavia, believing her to be as weak as her father, to Wonderland and he spends years trying to get him and Octavia back to Vaggie. And Vaggie ends up sacrificing the heart of her mother to enact the curse)

Grace/Paige - Octavia

Malcolm/Pan - Vox

Tinker Bell - Velvette

Aurora - Niffty

Philip - Baxter

Mulan - Cherri Bomb

Robin Hood - Angel

Imagine if some freak became obsessed with Alastor (I mean someone other than Vox) and he decided to create a voodoo cult that worships Alastor and thought he would gain Alastor’s favor by sacrificing Charlie because she’s the daughter of Lucifer who Alastor hates. He and his followers lure in and capture Charlie by pretending to be wayward souls in search of redemption and they drug her up. But they didn’t count on the fact that Alastor loves Charlie. So Al shows up just as they’re about to sacrifice her, the freak starts singing his praises and asking him for power in exchange for his “offering” only for Alastor to kill him and take Charlie away.

Juvia: To my dear Gray, and our wonderful partnership.

Gray: (Nervously) Uh…Yeah…Wonderful.

Juvia: You’ve been very quiet this evening. Is there something on your mind?

Gray: Well…Um…Actually I…uh…I-I was wondering…

Juvia: Yes darling?

Gray: (Searches for something in his pocket) Juvia would you- (feels a hole in his pocket and sees the ring rolling away) would you excuse me for a minute?

He starts searching the floor for the ring and spots it rolling under the table where Lucy and Natsu are dining. He goes under the table and finds the ring hooked on Lucy’s stocking. He reaches for it. Lucy feels him and eyes Natsu suspiciously.

Natsu: Boy am I hungry tonight.

Lucy slaps him.

Natsu: Ow! Hey, what I’d do?

Moxxie: You gotta believe us Mr. Mayor! These ghosts are nothing but ultimate evil! They want to be the dominant species on the planet and they’ll destroy us all to make it happen! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us-“

Alastor slaps Moxxie.

Centuries ago, Satan, a tyrannical sorcerer and warlord of the 17th century, ruled over a fictional kingdom, enslaving and torturing its people.

The final straw came when, in his old age, Satan forcibly sought to wed Emily and have her bear his child, intending to possess the offspring.

However, Emily was already married. Her husband, Abel, along with Peter, Asmodeus, and Vassago, led a rebellion against Satan, ultimately killing him and his followers, Adam and Lute.

Before his demise, Satan vowed to return and reclaim his dominion over the world.

Fast forward to the 20th century: Alastor, Angel, Moxxie, and Blitzo, four boys haunted by the boogeyman—actually a ghost-band together to confront this terror, igniting their fascination with the paranormal.

Years later, they establish a ghost-hunting business, with Millie serving as their secretary.

Unbeknownst to them, Satan is plotting his return.

Charlie: Oh Alastor you’re not as thin as I remember. Have you gained some weight?

Alastor: Charlie, dear.

Charlie: Yes?