20 years ago i was born

never get ur regular merch team to design anything ever again keep hiring artists to do fun stuff pls and thank you. they won’t listen but

not to sound like a boomer but why am I seeing all these cars with starlinks in them? you’re telling me you can’t even operate a vehicle without having internet? we’ve lost living in the moment. go buy a CD. call a loved one. spend a moment with your thoughts.

I think i’m my own dead wife

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

im sorry that was a bad joke. i can kill myself if you want

A crucial part of the bookstore experience is saying hi to all the books you’ve already read

parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs

ok followers, im feeling generous. line up in a straight line & i will start petting you one by one .