If Fandroid Streams Had a Blooper Reel

*walks onstage and taps microphone* hey is this thing on? ok cool

hey y'all, i'm alex/wootzie! i run this blog now (because honestly i'm really surprised that there isn't an incorrect quotes blog for fandroid yet, lmao.)

i use he/they pronouns and i'm old asf (im 18 lmao)

as you might've guessed, this is an incorrect quotes blog for fandroid! i don't really do shipping here, so don't expect to see much of that around here. (though there might be some bp04 because c'mon. who doesn't love robot yaoi)

y'all can submit quotes if you wanna! feel free to go wild, as long as you don't submit queerphobic/racist stuff you're good :)

uhhh, that's it i think! i'll update this post if anything comes up, otherwise have fun! :)

Fandrew: OH...I'D MILDLY TROUBLE EVERYONE.

Melody: Alright, so what would you do?

Fandrew: I'D SHAVE A ONE-INCH THICK LINE IN EVERY THICK BEARD I SAW.

Fandrew: I'D TWIST ALL THE LIGHTBULBS JUST A LITTLE BIT SO NOBODY WOULD KNOW IF THEY WEREN'T WORKING.

Fandrew: AND I'D TIE EVERYONE'S SHOELACES TOGETHER.

Fandrew: AND FINALLY, I SNIP A HOLE IN EVERY TEA BAG.

Melody:

Fandroid: Please don't die!

Fandrew: DIE!

Fandroid: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Melody, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Melody and Fandroid: One, two, three-

Melody and Fandroid: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks!

Frogbot: Our turn, B-PO! One, two, three-

Frogbot: Vanilla!

Fandrew: A HOBBY!

B-PO: Fandrew.

Melody: You and me!

*several hours later*

Melody: What are you doing?

Fandrew, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Melody, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Fandroid: As dark as my soul.

Melody: As you should be.

Fandroid: No, seriously, he's kind of-

Fandroid: Check.

Melody: Weapon loaded?

Fandroid: Check?

Melody: Did you have breakfast?

Fandroid: What? That’s not on the checklist.

Melody: I added it because I care about you.

Fandroid: No, I did not have breakfast.

Melody: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Fandroid: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.

Fandrew: THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO KNOW WHAT WEAPONS WE HAVE, SO I'M TELLING THEM IT'S CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

B-PO: If I go out and see a bunch of mugs surrounding the facility, I will be disappointed.