Fandoms already rule the world

a black woman named zoe amira posted a video on youtube. this video is an hour long and filled with art and music from black creators. it has a ton of ads, and in result will rack up a ton of revenue. 100% of the ad revenue from the video will be dispersed between various blm organizations, including bail-out funds for protesters. it will be split between the following, dependent on necessity

brooklyn bail fund

minnesota freedom fund

atlanta action network

columbus freedom fund

louisville community bail fund

chicago bond

black visions collective

richmond community bail fund

the bail project inc

nw com bail fund

philadelphia bail fund

the korchhinski-parquet family gofundme

george floyd’s family gofundme

blacklivesmatter.com

reclaim the block

aclu

turn off your adblocker and put the video on repeat. do not skip ads. let it play on loop whether you’re listening or not. mute the tab if you need to focus elsewhere. but let. it. play.

youtube will donate to blm for you.

https://www.freejoshwilliams.com/freejosh

Bonus:

toriel: you’ll get your ass handed to you and you’ll deserve it. then she’ll make you feel guilty with pie. don’t fight toriel.

papyrus: you could, and you’d win, but why? what will you get out of fighting papyrus?? he believes in you. don’t fight papyrus.

sans: do not. do not. either he likes you in which case he’ll be too lazy to do anything, or he hates you, in which case you’re fuckin toast kiddo. do not fight sans.

undyne: i mean, she’ll kick your ass, but honestly it’d be a privilege to get beat up by her. fight undyne.

alphys: why??? would you hurt her???? she is small and sad and trying her best. plus if you fight her her buff fish girlfriend will come after you. don’t fight alphys

muffet: you try to fight her and you’ll be covered in spiders with you wallet missing. it’s not worth it. don’t fight muffet.

mettaton: he’ll look more fabulous than you the entire fight, but his egotistical ass could stand to be knocked down a peg. fight mettaton

asgore: look dude. this sad goat man wants you to fight him. he wants to make up for all his past shit. fight asgore. he’ll make you tea after.

chara: PLEASE KICK THIS UNHOLY DEMON CHILD’S ASS. DO IT FOR US ALL. you’ll lose eventually, but we’ll all appreciate the effort

frisk: why? why would you? even if you tried they’d just help you confront your inner demons and give you a hug. fight frisk. you’ll leave a better person.

Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.

Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.

Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.

Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.

NOW THE FUN BEGINS.

You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.

Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)

Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.

Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.