Fandom Is My Division

“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?”

“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.”

timeywimeyholmes:

penworthy:

goldfish945:

anexplosionofthespianhotness:

m-o-u-s-t-a-c-h-e—g-i-r-l:

astudyinwholock:

timeywimeyworld:

*~Sherward Holmes and John Swanson~*

Why?

BECAUSE THESE TAGS!

OH MY GOD. JUST WUT. OH MY GOD.

Sherlock, sparkling.

OH ME NEBULA GUSTA

And the final part of the Twilock saga-

Twilock: Breaking John (in a sexual way you understand)

Nooo no stop… stoooop I don’t want to read it…. Oh god someone write this fic I need it noooo

“I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, SHERLOCK.”

“SAY IT.”

“A CONSULTING DETECTIVE”.

Oh my god, this thing writes itself. May have to take it further.

“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Sherlock was a consulting detective. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that wanted to fuck me. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him” - John Swanson

“And so the detective fell in love with the doctor.” “What a stupid doctor.” “What a sick, masochistic detective.”