it's been said before but there really is something so funny about the critics/screeners all being like "armand fans are finally going to have to face the Real Armand this season >:) they're not going to like him anymore once they realize how much of a monster he actually is >:)" meanwhile my dash for the last several weeks has been nothing but my beloved fellow armand enjoyers going WHY DIDNT THEY LET ARMAND CHOP NICKI'S HANDS OFF. WE WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING ARMAND CHOP NICKI'S HANDS OFF. WHY DIDNT WE GET THE SCENE OF ARMAND HAVING A VIOLENT MELTDOWN WHEN GABISTAT TRIED TO LEAVE HIM IN PARIS. BRING OUT THE MACHETE. YOU PROMISED US A MACHETE. WHERE IS THE FUCKING MACHETE ROLIN

It's so sweet how the kids accepted George without a second thought because to them that's just another kid, just another friend to play with, and they haven't internalized the distinction between spring lambs and winter lambs.

i dont think mfs realize that when they draw armand decapitating marius it looks just as stupid as if they would draw louis murdering claudia. biggest case of "i don't understand a word of the source material" ive seen in fucking ages.