FanBabble

(I wrote this last night for @fanbabble. She wanted a combination of Rhett’s dominant gorilla quote and college!Rhink wrestling with some wriggy Link. And of course my brain had to take something a little dirty and make it a little cute.)

Rhett’s been annoying Link all day. Teasing him. Picking at him. It’s nothing vicious, but it’s enough to  make Link a little mad.

Rhett likes when Link gets worked up about stuff, and he especially likes it when he’s the one who’s got him worked up. Link’s skin gets flushed and his eyes go a little dark and something about it drives Rhett crazy.

He knows he’s been obnoxiously annoying all day, but he can’t make himself stop. It’s like he’s got himself worked up over it and he just needs to do it a little more. Press a little harder. Make Link snap.

Meh...

It sounds intriguing, but damn those prices. Food is not included and I question how much they will actually have to be able to fill 2 days. $$$$

The "ranch" is actually not a ranch and is a wedding venue that looks like an old west town. As a texan it makes me meh. They could have used an actual dude ranch with horseback riding and other activities on site.

Austin is extremely inclusive and safe for LGBTQ friends, POC, and my fellow Dems

Fly into Houston and rent a car with a group, the airfare is cheaper.

Lots of AirBnbs in Austin, a cheaper option than the downtown hotels and you could probably get one closer to the "ranch" in a suburb. Get groceries delivered and save your cash for those exclusive foods???

It will be HOT! October in Texas is still in the mid 80s during the day and shade will be limited unless Mythical puts up a lot of tents. The Texas sun does not play games. Drink lots of water and wear sunscreen.

Masks will not be required. There's no way to regulate masks or vaccination verification in the state of Texas. Our crappy governor had it written into law last year.

Someone pointed out the fact that if you show up with a positive test and can't attend they won't give you a refund per the faq

I asked on twitter if the carnival will be an additional charge or unlimited rides included with your admission and haven't received an answer. Anyone have details on this?