male fantasy mainstream melodrama bullshit

spraying reddi wip straight into your mouth is a concentrated dose of serotonin

hot chocolate/cocoa is well established drink, but what about hot peanut butter? can someone with that powered peanut butter stuff mix it with some hot milk or water and report back? also why hasn’t reese’s tried this? hot chocolate and peanut butter? 

i love that my mom just described biscotti as “dessert toast”

i hate that new facebook (i mean meta) commercial more than i’ve hated anything in a long time

i keep seeing this unskippable ad for google fi on youtube and it’s like ‘goodbye spam calls’ like do you not understand that unskippable ads on youtube are on the same level of annoyance that spam calls are?? (at least for me)