Whirl-Uendo Of Disaster

   “Remember that people change with time. You can’t always expect to be the same person as who you were two years ago. You always learn something new-- sometimes it’ll make you a better person, and sometimes it’ll make you hurt others to protect yourself. What you do can be good, or it can be bad, and I guess it can make you a good or bad person depending on a person’s perspective, too. But just because it doesn’t relfect who you are now doesn’t mean you weren’t true to yourself then. It means you grew up a little. That’s all.”

   “You could just unapologetically wear a dress, honestly. But I guess a white shirt and blue overalls would work too.”

tfw your boyfriend and his pal are way ahead of you in a game but don’t know how to keep their mouths shut so you’re now semi-pressured to just barrel through the main quest and overtake them by a lot JUST so they don’t ruin it for you

   Makes popcorn for the Nintendo direct happening in about five minutes.

Fuck yeah falconry

   “...It’s...probably going to fail, yes. Romeo and Juliet were a pair of twelve-year olds whose puppy love lasted all of three days and killed at least six people. To prevent failing, you should probably pick a better example than two kids who would’ve snogged for a week and then started running after prettier faces and bigger dicks.”

   “Romeo and Juliet isn’t even a romantic story.”

   “Birds don’t own Givenchys, and also like to eat popcorn, so I’d say you’re not doing too well on the bird scale. Also, I won’t be sorry. I’ll be impressed. Simon’s not an easy one to go after.”

   ...Throws the fucking bird some of his popcorn.

   Anybody flirting with Simon is a comedy show that deserves popcorn.

   ...When he was told that the Manderville questline was basically just a string of memes and comedy, he didn’t think he’d end up getting so invested in the story...

   Queueing times for dungeons as a bard were ridiculous. No wonder Eoleo suddenly liked playing his healing role so damn much.

[ Mimifufu Bibifufu: the manderville questline is exactly my brand of shtty humor and i love it ]

since she’s an assistant rather than a professional with her own cabinet, the “therapist” label is only half there. the concept of having to sit in an office isn’t really there and they’d likely talk while at the theater or having ice cream on a park bench together or something. the squad wouldn’t go into details about anything yet, but they’d at least manage to explain all the things their friends know (which is way more than any professional therapist would get out of them)