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Jon would definitely make the same wish as Bear. I think we all know he’s the mix of toxic/desperate to do that.

The one wish willow is definitely something that Jon got from The portal.

He was in one of his depressive moods when he made the wish and Bryan was ignoring him.

He tried to fix it (after being cuffed to the bed frame for a whole weekend)

He tries to get other people to make a wish to turn him back but he gets stopped by.

Animatronic Bullsh!t

Jon: Helpy, just make the wish to make Bryan not be-

Helpy: I wish for a billion dollars *snap* *money falls everywhere*

Jon: NOoOOoOoOooOOoOoOoOOOoOoOoOoOo

People already making the wish

Lefty: Sorry already made a wish

Jon: For what?!

Lefty: To eat and taste a Kit Kat.

Jon: I hope your Kit Kat was worth it!

Lefty: It was

People straight up telling him the cold truth

Davis: No.

Jon: What? If I die it's your fault!

Bryan’s Hobbies:

Once got into miniature making. He made a mini version of the original pizzeria, he became obsessed with it (This AU’s version of season 4)

Got into knitting, he made personal sweaters for every animatronic. Except Molten who said knitting was for old women.

He makes little gadgets to make his or his families lives easier.

Played little league as a kid, until a ball hit him in his face knocking out one of his baby teeth.

Plays the guitar.

Dylan’s Hobbies

Makes bracelets and small trinkets out of beads.

Obsessed with legos. He has an entire lego city inside a rented building he hides from everyone. It has working lights and a remote controlled train.

He collects old vintage tech. Mostly flip phones and mp3s

Goes fishing to clear his head.

He plays the piano.

Bryans animatronic's opinion of him:

Slightly irresponsible, makes many many mistakes. Has moments of extreme intelligence, has no clue how to run a business as time.

Has knowledge of how to repair animatronic's (they rarely acknowledge it though)

They see him as a chaotic man who needs somebody to hold a leash so he doesn't run into traffic. (or the portal)

Dylans Animatronics opinion of him:

Quiet, smart, when he gets angry he gets scary, doesn't stand BS, speaks his mind without thinking of peoples feelings.

He follows youtube tutorials on repairs, or calls Bryan for advice.

They see him as someone who is very emotionally intelligent, albeit not expressive, and someone not to push too far, and often have to stop others from pushing him at all.

Dylan animatronic's opinion of Bryan

They see him as an explanation of why Dylan is so quiet and monotone since Bryan is much louder and emotional. They wonder how these two were raised in the same environment.

Bryans animatronic's opinion of Dylan:

Rules

Don’t ask anything inappropriate.

I will answer them when I can.

The new pizzaplex had just opened, well it's about to open. Dylan and Bryan were helping set up the grand opening.

Bryan: Left…left…i said left!

Dylan: *hanging a banner* This is left!

Bryan: My left

Dylan:…so right?

Bryan: Yeah whatever.

Jon: *storms in* Bryan what the hell?!

Bryan: Hey Jon. Hey does that banner look lopsided to you?

Jon: What is this place? You can’t build this massive of a place without my permission. As your boss-

Bryan:…Jon, you’re not CEO anymore, or CFO or any position higher then me. You hold no power over me at this moment. Vendi knows about this and he gave me the OK months ago.

Jon: Well…as your business partner you can’t just go-

Bryan: Dylan is my business partner not you.

Dylan: Sup.

Jon: As your boyfriend-

Bryan: You and I dated in freshmen year of college and you dumped me because your roommate who you knew for…20 minutes, died and you had to drop out, i tried to stop that but you said I was a fake friend for not understanding your grief.

Jon: well as your friend.

Bryan: You are my friend Jon, I think you’re a good guy, but honestly i can not see where you stand on how you think about me. One minute you hate me, then you love me, you call me genius, then you call me an idiot, then you say i’m your best friend, then you say that I’m a toxic secret manipulator.

Jon: I have bipolar disorder I can’t help it.

Bryan: A disorder you refuse to get help for. I mean you yelled at me for not taking therapy seriously, and yet you’re dodging any form of treatment.

Dylan: Yeah, and you went to therapy for like a few months but you also dated your therapist. Sooo yeah that doesn't count. Why did you even show up now? You vanished for months after Bryan died.

Bryan: Oh yeah, thanks for visiting when I called saying I came back. If you couldn't tell that was sarcasm. Because you didn't. When i called you said ‘Oops’ then hung up.

Jon:…..okay Bryan. I need to be honest with you. I lost all my money. I invested in crypto and it crashed, invested in an office-themed competition show that never got picked up-

Dylan: Why would it?

Jon: And i forgot to sell my house here before moving away so the mortgage is still unpaid. And my accounts are frozen because the bank considers me a flight risk.

Bryan: You are a flight risk.

Jon: Bryan. Please, I’ll see treatment. I just..i need a job. I’ll take anything.

Bryan: *cheeky grin* anything?

Jon: oh no.

Jon: *Already regretting getting out of bed* Welcome to the Fazbear Ultra pizzaplex, my name is Jon how can I help you have a fantastic day.

Bryan: Jon that's not the line

Jon: I refuse to say that word. It is not a real word

Bryan: Jon you’re my employee now, you have to do what I say.

Jon: *through gritted teeth* how can I help you have a faz-eriffic day.

Dylan:…doesn’t sound like you mean it.

Jon: I don’t, and do I have to wear this stupid outfit?

Dylan: You said no to the mascot costume.

Jon: Lefty kept flirting with me it was weird.

Bryan: and the personal assistant job.

Jon: Dylan just asked me to get him a salad that was just croutons.

Bryan:….so..just a bowl of bread?

Dylan: No, not a bowl of bread. How many times do I have to explain it?

Jon: Once, would be nice.

Dylan:…..no.

Bryan: Then you said if I made you work in the daycare you said-

Jon: if you make me work with kids I will k!ll myself in front of them.

Bryan: Yeah, that. So it’s either the front desk, or nothing.

Dylan: and you can have the green hair but remove the excess makeup. You look like a Victorian ghost.

Jon; No i don’t.

Glamrock Freddy: hey guys I need- AHHHH GHOST!

Jon: what? I’m Jon.

Glamrock Freddy: AH A GHOST NAMED JON! *runs away*

Bryan: *has his hands behind his back* Dylan. Guess what?

Dylan: Oh god did you adopt another kid?

Bryan: No.

Dylan: You and Vendi finally had s3x?

Bryan: god I wish. But no, i took care of Origami for you.

Dylan: You did? How?

Bryan: Look *Holds up a tamagotchi* I put him in this.

Origami was stuck inside the little toy, in a little 8bit style.

Dylan: Oh. Wow, he’s almost not scary looking. Is he…conscious?

Bryan: Yeah, i had to mute him, he kept cursing at me

Dylan: That tracks.

Bryan: I modified the battery so it can last about 17 years give or take.

Dylan: what do I do then?

Bryan: that sounds like a problem for future you. Besides, I’ll work on a new battery.

Blank: Hey Can i ask you two something?

Bryan: Yeah?

Dylan; What?

Blank: If you both grew up together, how is Bryan better at mechanics then you? No offense.

Dylan: None taken.

Bryan: Dylans pretty good too, but thanks for the compliment.

Dylan: I think it’s just talent he got from our dad. He’s always been inventing things.

Bryan: Not always.

Bryan[9]: Mom! Look what I made! I made a jetpack!

Anna: *on the phone* Thats nice Bryan

Bryan: I’m going to test it by jumping off the treehouse's roof.

Anna: Okay have fun…..wait a minute *runs outside* AHHHH! BRYANS DEAD!!!

Bryan: She completely overreacted, i was out of that coma in a week. And it totally would have worked if the Mentos went into the soda at the right time.

Bryan[15]: My work is done.

There was a hot tub inside his bedroom.

Dylan[7]: okay, this is cool. Are mom and Amiri going to be mad?

Bryan: No, everyone loves a hot tub. Besides I didn’t damage anything.

The floor under the tub begins to groan and it falls through.

Bryan:….run!

Bryan: I really should have tested for weight distribution.

Bryan[19]: Look, Mom, i modified the robot dog toy to fetch. Go boy *throws a stick*

Dog: Danger detected! *bites Bryans arm*

Bryan: *girlish scream*

Season 1

Dylan: What about my brother makes him a bad business owner?

Lefty: What?

Dylan: You guys call him that all the time, what exactly makes him bad at it. Explain it to me.

Lefty: He’s never here.

Dylan: He’s always here. He comes everyday that he can, and he’s doing other things for his business.

Lefty: Like what?

Dylan: Doing the books, calling suppliers, buying advertising, it takes more to run a business then just showing up everyday. And when he is here he does everything he can do, and he has to go home at the end of the day. What do you expect him to live here?

Lefty: Hell no! We want privacy!

Dylan: So does he

Lefty: He takes vacations all the time

Dylan: for how long?

Lefty: A…couple of days a month

Dylan: So in your eyes a good business owner never takes time off, no breaks, no time to unwind?

Lefty: I never said that. Bryan deserves to take breaks.

Dylan: So you want him to take breaks yet simultaneously being here every moment of everyday.

Lefty: Yes.

Lefty: He also spends a ton of money on himself

Dylan: Yes. Profit from his business. Is he not allowed to buy things for himself?

Lefty: Well he buys expensive things, he has a mansion, and a bunch of luxury clothes

Dylan: Didn’t helpy buy a bunch of stuff that coated way more then his clothes?

Lefty: So?

Dylan: He uses his personal card and account on himself, he’s not spending the restaurants money, he’s spending his own, Helpy is the one wasting company funds. Do you want him to just not eat, or pay his mortgage?

Lefty: Well…uh.

Lefty: He bought a mansion! He’s wasting his money.

Dylan: weren’t you the one who joked about him being a millionaire and living in a tiny apartment?

Lefty:…yeah.

Dylan: and how you think he deserves better?

Lefty: Maybe.

Dylan: So you hate that lived in an apartment, hated that he lives in a mansion. Where do you want him to live, a cardboard box?

Lefty:….maybe

Lefty: He’s mean to molten all the time! For no reason!

Dylan: You mean the six-foot two metal spaghetti monster who routinely threatens to murder him, skin him, and dance on his grave?

Lefty: Yes!

Dylan: The guy who punches, mocks and tells him he’s horrible at everything he does, the guy who is genuinely only nice to you. And only you

Lefty: YES!

Dylan: Lefty, it makes sense he’s not nice to Molten, Molten threatens him every day i wouldn’t be nice to him if he did that everyday.

Lefty: He’s a TSUNDERE! You don't understand him! He’s misunderstood.

Dylan: Lefty this is real life, not an anime, nobody is a tsundere. He’s just a dick!

Lefty: He’s being forced to do it!

Dylan: Is he being forced to laugh maniacally as he talks about stabbing my brother and watching him bleed? Is he forced to watch my brother in his private home and is he forced to talk about how useless my brothers attempts to stop him are?

Lefty:…….he could be.

Dylan: Is he?

Lefty: no

Lefty: He antagonizes Springtrap and is making our situation worse by not doing anything about it.

Dylan: What do you expect him to do? Springtrap has very powerful backup, and Bryan has no idea where he is or what he’s planning. He’s always like five steps ahead, what do you think he can do?

Lefty: Get the authorities involved

Dylan: Oh yeah. ‘Hi police this dead guy in a rabbit costume is using an interdimensional portal to try and murder me’

Lefty: Okay…but he antagonizes him. He can just talk to him.

Dylan: Lefty the guy is planning on murdering him, he told him directly to his face. Do you think a guy that insane would listen, he doesn't even listen to molten or his wife. What could Bryan say or do to convince him to stop?

Lefty: He could uh…um. He said he owned his family!

Dylan: Lefty he didn't! He said he owned the building and the animatronic's, he said nothing about Aftons family. You were there! You know he said none of that.

Lefty:…..

Lefty: the restaurant was shut down by the health department.

Dylan: Lefty, you were there when A.I afton told you the plaque was fake, you were there when the supposed incident with a kid getting sick happened, and did it?

Lefty: I wasn’t…looking but-

Dylan: And even if it did actually happen. Molten confessed to being the one who did it. Bryan had no idea until some body told him.

Lefty: He just added salt to the pizza!

Dylan: Uline salt.

Lefty: Who cares what brand it was?

Dylan: Uline is road salt, it can’t be eaten.

Lefty: How was he supposed to know that?

Dylan: He giant. ‘Not for human consumption’ sticker on the bucket?

Lefty: He doesn't do his duty as an owner.

Dylan: Name one thing he doesn't do that he should?

Lefty: He doesn't check the vents everyday. That’s Fazbear policy.

Dylan: It’s a policy from the 70s, that was removed five years ago.

Lefty: But helpy said-

Dylan: Helpy is the one who's supposed to do it, not Bryan. Just look it up, it took me thirty seconds.

Lefty: He doesn't pay us! We work and only he gets the profits!

Dylan: So all of you using his credit card for stupid things, doesn't count as payment for you?

Lefty: No.

Dylan: Okay. I can talk to him and get him to pay you, but all of you must stop using his personal and business credit card for personal purchases.

Lefty: No! We deserve to use his card when we want.

Dylan: So you want to get paid, and buy everything you want, but also not spend a single dime of your personal money.

Lefty: Yes.

Dylan: So let me get this straight. My brother works hard, comes in on time, goes home at a timely fashion, doesn't do anything that isn't in his job description, brings in millions of dollars in profit for Fazbear entertainment, buys himself nice things with his hard earned cash, doesn't bend over backwards for jerks, and you think, hems terrible at his job.

Lefty: YEAH! he should quit he’s terrible, Jon should run this place.

Dylan: Okay. Bryan! Lefty wants you to quit.

Bryan: *sad* Okay i’ll do it.

Lefty: NO WE NEED YOU I’M SORRY!!! IT WAS A JOKE I DIDNT MEAN IT!

Dylan: *Whispers* Remind me why you bought him?

Bryan: *Whispers back* The owner of the store paid me to take him

The fate of Freddyland

Bryan: Okay everyone, i know you’re wondering why i brought you here.

Molten: Is it for something stupid?

Bryan: No. Do you see where we are?

Freddy: Freddyland parking lot, and a giant curtain in front of it?

Bryan: Again, no….okay yes but also no. Freddyland is now-

He points at the curtain.

And nothing happened.

Bryan:…..Dylan that was your cue. *side eye*

Dylan: *standing by a rope* This is overly dramatic, couldn’t you just text them?

Bryan: CoUlDn’T yOu JuSt TeXt ThEm. That's what you sound like right now.

Bryan grabbed a rope and pulled.

Bryan: The Fazbear Ultra Pizzaplex! A fully indoor playpark, laser tag, go karts and mini golf.

Helpy: What the- you did this without telling me!

Dylan: You built Freddyland without telling him, never got it inspected and told literally everybody that he personally oversaw the construction even though you never told him the address until you brought him here. You really think that's not worse then this?

Helpy:…before i answer..is there a claw game nearby?

Bryan: Yes, several.

Helpy: Then i retract my offense.

Glamrock Freddy: Quick question, why Ultra? Isn't Giga higher then Mega?

Dylan: Fazbears Giga plex was already taken, it’d a Fazbear themed movie theatre.

Lefty: so you guys tore down my comedy club?

Bryan: We gave you a nicer one.

Lefty: No! It’s not the same *turns away*

Bryan: You have your own room now

Lefty:….is it bigger then everyone elses?

Bryan:…by one square foot.

Lefty: Out of my way losers! *runs inside* *returns* Where am I going?

Bryan: East wing.

Lefty: Thanks *runs back inside*

Dylan: Lefty that's west.

Lefty: I knew that!

Spoilers for the backrooms movie

Okay, i just had this idea and i’m writing it down as it comes out.

Imagine if you will.

‘In a world. Where a dimension, equal to the one we all know exists. One filled with monsters, strange architecture, and where those unlucky to have ended up there must fight and run to stay alive. Welcome to Backrooms Origins’

[Insert Theme Song!]

Okay i’m not 100% sure if they would but I can totally see the origins group doing a Backrooms origins series (If they didn't disband. RIP)

I didn't really watch every ones pov, but these twos. Xylo and Bryans.

Bryans role: Definitely an Async researcher who got lost within the backrooms and is found by the main group.

Xylo’s role: Definitely inspired by Clark from the Backrooms movie. Owned a furniture store (with a mascot that may or may not be Lo’pho) before getting trapped in the backrooms. He was divorced and lonely.

How the story would go.

Bryans character would be in a group of other researchers. But end up getting lost and found by the others.

Xylo became the defacto leader of the group and they built a makeshift community down there in one of the safer levels. But his authority is immediately challenged by Bryan who tells everyone that Async has a way out of the backrooms if they get back to the upper floor where Bryan fell from.

It’s like a woody and Buzz situation. Except Buzz was right in this case. Xylo keeps trying to convince everyone to stay and that Bryan is just crazy, it doesn't work and a majority amount of the people go with Bryan.

Xylo goes with them, mostly to humor Bryan.

Backrooms horror and shenanigans follow.

At some point the group splits after an entity attacks them, and Xylo immediately thinks the others are dead and blames Bryan. And threatens to drop him down a hole.

Then at the end of the first season they all make it to Asyncs portal and Xylo refuses to allow anyone to go through it, claiming it's dangerous and they don't know if it’s even to the real world or to another level.

It’s then revealed that Xylo doesn't want to leave the backrooms because he did something horrible in the real world and the police are looking for him, and he wanted to live down there forever and to force everyone else to do so as well.

Bryan: *got Dylan a work outfit* voilà, merry early Christmas.

Dylan:….Bryan it’s just a blue version of what you’re wearing.

Bryan: So? It’s business casual. You’re a business owner you need to dress like it so people respect you.

Dylan: I don’t need clothes to look like i own this place.

Bryan: Dylan. Buddy, have you even washed that jacket?

Dylan: Of course i did…*sniffs it* Ugh. Okay. Yeah, give it.

Dylan: Huh.

Bryan: Do you feel bonita?

Dylan; I feel bonita.

Dylan: Hey Shortie

Bryan: Hey! We are the same height!

Dylan: You wear lifts in your shoes.

Bryan: So?!

Dylan: That’s cheating.

Bryan: Why do you mock my height?

Dylan: Hmm.

As children

Dylan: *7 years old* Come on *tries to get a cookie off the counter*

Bryan: *16 years old* Oh a cookie *takes it*

Dylan: *Starts crying*

Bryan; You still remember that?

Dylan: I’m surprised too.

Bryan: It’s not my fault i’m short you got all of dads good genes.

Dylan; Meh. Honestly i’d look better as a brunette.

Bryan:….wanna find out?

Dylan got his hair dyed brown.

Dylan: Okay. Three two one. *removes the towel* Huh, i do look good.

Bryan: *now blonde* Sup bro.

Dylan: oh god. Really?

Bryan: What? Blondes have more fun

Dylan: I’m blonde and I don't have that much fun

Bryan: Not with that attitude, you don’t

Blank; *enters the rolm* Hey Dylan I need you to sign some….what the?

Bryan: Hey blank.

Dylan: Something wrong?

Sibling shenanigans

As kids

Bryan; 11

Dylan: 2

Adrian: *shows up at the house* Mrs Divil? My mom kicked me out again.

Anna; *sigh* Come in. Boys Adrian is here…again.

Bryan: Alright! Sleepover!

Bryan: 14

Dylan: 5

Amiri: *points to a dinosaur skeleton* And this is a T-rex.

Dylan: cooool *touches it* Touch

Guard: Don’t touch.

Later

Bryan: Wow. An actual mummy!

Dylan: *touches it* Touch.

Guard: Don’t touch!

Laterer.

Amiri: *Gasp* Dr.Matherson, he was the only person to be but by a mambo Dumal and live

Dr.Matherson: *Has a big sore on his arm* Now the sore only hurts when you touch it- OW!

Dylan: *touched it* touch.

Guard: Do i need to follow you all day kid?

Highschool/College years

Bryan: 18

Dylan: 9

Bryan: Hey, i need you to ask mom and dad for something.

Dylan: Why?

Bryan: Becsuse when I ask for something they give me a lecture. When you ask they just say okay.

Dylan: Okay.

Bryan: 24

Dylan: 15

Jon: Are. You two really related.

Bryan: Yep my baby brother from another mother.

Dylan: my mother dropped me off because she didn't want me no more.

Jon: That is so depressing.

Dylan: Me in a nutshell.

Bryan: 25

Dylan: 16

Bryan: Now, quick warning. My animatronic's are…very mean.

Dylan: I doubt that.

Bryan: *opens the door*

Foxy: hey look! The idiot is here!

Bryan: *closes it, teary eyed* I have an ouchie *points to his chest* Right here.

Adults

Bryan: 30

Dylan: 21

Bryan: So, what do you think?

Dylan: *had his first beer* Meh.

Bryan: ‘meh?’ come on, i loved my first one

Dylan: You had your first one when you were 24 because Mom and Amiri sheltered you from doing anything fun.

Molten: So, whose going to run this place?

Dylan: I will.

Molten; Really?

Dylan: It’s the least i can do, he’s my brother.

Steve: *Leaves the storage room* What are you guys talking about?

Dylan: Nothing important….wait what the hell?!

Steve: Hi! Do you know where I am?

Dylan: You said he was dead!

Molten: HE WAS! How are you back?

Steve: Did I go somewhere?

Steve was very confused when he first turned on.

Molten was amazed and pissed that what he did sort of worked.

Dylan was put in charge of the pizzaplex, he had promoted Pat to

Pat: assistant manager.

Dylan: Assistant to the manager

Pat was slapped by Dylan for shooting Steve. And for threatening to shoot his brother.

Steve and Fylan were introduced immediately as cousins and they pretty much have playdates every week.

The Glamrocks treat Candys like a second home

Dylan: And hello to everyone who doesn't live here.

Steve: Hi uncle Dylan.

Dylan: You don’t need to call me that, and I gave you keys for emergencies

Gator: The wifi was out.

Steve was basically brainwashed into believing hundreds of conspiracy theories by Adrian. He’s 100% convinced the moon is fake. Not the moon landing, the moon itself.

After Bryan returned Steve was given a small makeover and has blue streaks in his hair.

Still doesn't stop people from mistaking him for Bryan from behind. And on the phone sometimes.

Bryan:

Ships Dylan and Pluto, constantly trying to bring them together.

Wanted to fist fight Florence several times. Had to be held back.

A lot more chaotic than canon Bryan.

Actually went to a year of law school to see if he liked it (He didn’t)

Didn’t know what bills were until he moved out

Once kicked a kidnapper in the balls when he was ten.

His parents ran out of room to store trophies. (mostly participation)

Doesn't get too attached to the portal in this, but he still uses it sometimes much to the annoyance of everyone around him.

Wears Matthews ring from his moms marriage on a chain around his neck.

Glitchtrap shooting him happened much later in the series (Around the beginning of season 3)

Freaked everyone out when he came back in Steve.

Goes to a ‘Break room’ every Sunday to relieve stress. Molten went with him once. Left feeling respect and fear.

Not scared of therapy, but still doesn't like it. If he wanted someone judging everything he said he’d go to his parents place for free.

Him and Dylan eat each others food, out of support.

Freddy Land is co owned by Dylan, (Bryan begged him to help)

Made a joke about Dylan being adopted after an hour when called out for wanting to adopt Gregory so quickly. Anna was offended but Dylan laughed.

Bryan can speak Russian and Spanish. And slips into a Russian accent when angry.

Dylan

Was spoiled by Amiri and Anna but it somehow didn't go to his head

Once got a large playground set as a kid but just played with the box.

Calls Anna, mom, but Amiri by his name, nobody knows why.

Asked to go to a different high school midway through freshmen year, mostly because people kept calling him Bryan’s brother instead of his name.

Went by Double D, for a while in middle school.

When he met Molten he showed no reaction.

Bryans animatronic’s were convinced until very recently that Dylan was a secret robot.

Was invited to play minigames once but just looking at the portal gave him vertigo.

When he was pulled into the portal by Candy, Bryan was with him and pulled him out. Although he did lose his jacket. (and Candy has a permanent white ‘P’ on his back)

Jokingly said if Valerie paid back child support he’d talk to her again. She did pay, but he never cashed the check (Helpy stole it before he could)

Saber(Not sure how it’s spelled) is spoiled by Bryan and given tons of cat toys and treats. (Saber loves Bryan more than Dylan)

Calls Bryans animatronic's out on their BS almost everyday. (Made Rockstar Freddy shut up for once)

Helpy tried stealing his identity once. Got locked inside a claw game for a weekend. Lefty spent 20 dollars in quarters trying to get them out.

Adrian

Spent a lot of time at Bryan and Dylans, practically a third sibling.

Still a major conspiracy theorist, but mostly on cryptids.

Banned from most national parks for illegal camping.

Dylan and Bryan take turns bailing them out.

Lefty joked that Adrian looked more like Bryans sibling then Dylan did. Nobody laughed.

They and season 1 happy frog were besties.

Got their identity stolen by Helpy once, and Helpy returned it. (can’t rob someone if they’re broke)

Has an apartment, but never stays in it, they think one of their neighbors sneaks in and plants spy cameras. So they stay with Bryan or Dylan. Mostly Bryan since he has better snacks.

Has a youtube channel where they rant about random conspiracies, people think it’s satire.

Quotes “Peppe Silva!” at any chance.

Matthew and Marcus (Bonus!)

Matthew was born in the soviet Union. And the only one who can tell ‘In Soviet Russia’ jokes.

Marcus was a conspiracy theorist too. Mostly Kennedy and the moon landing.

Matthew and Marcus had hooked up a few times, in costume.

Matthew was addicted to lottery scracthers, once rubbed a quarter into the size of a dime.

They both have endoskeletons in their spirit bound costumes allowing for easier movements. They only communicate through pen and paper.

Anna: I am not taking care of another woman child.

Amiri: Anna, He has nowhere else to go, look the boy in the eye and tell he should be in foster care

Anna: gladly. You deserve to be-

Baby Dylan: *Sad puppy eyes*

Anna: Uh…you…uh.

Baby Dylan: *sad puppy eyes that get sadder*

Anna: um…umm..

Baby Dylan: *A single tear falls*

Lefty: He’s going to be mad.

Helpy: He won’t be mad.

Jon; Great, where's Bryan? He’s almost late, he’d never be late for his own birthday.

Helpy: *puts a bottle of scotch on the table in front of Jon* We need to talk.

Jon: WHAT THE F*CK!

Lefty and Helpy ran out of the office, Helpy falling.

Helpy: Run Lefty! It’s too late for me!

Jon stormed out, grabbed Helpy like a football and hurled her towards Lefty, making him fall.

Jon rushed over and began hitting Lefty with Helpy.

Jon: You stupid f*cking morons!!

Molten: *Walks over* Wow wow what's going on?

Jon; These idiots thought the best idea for distracting Bryan so we could plan his surprise party, was to get him arrested for fake drugs!

Molten: What?! Is that true?

Lefty and Helpy: Yeah..

Molten takes Helpy from Jon and hits Lefty with her.

Fnac Season 1

Valerie: Well, it’s nice to see you Dylan.

Dylan: *Just left Jon’s office and is super confused* Do…I know you?

Valerie: I…I’m your mother!

Dylan: Oh…Bye.

Dylan: So…my mother is dead.

Bryan: You okay?

Dylan: Why wouldn't I be? Didn't know her.

Bryan: Well that makes sense. Hey Jon do y- wait why do you look nervous.

Jon: *Just told Molten to kill her* No, I’m not *Sweating*

Dylan had just gotten Valerie ashes, since he was her next of kin.

Dylan: So…what do I do with these?

Bryan: Flush ‘em?

Dylan: Let's call that plan B. I’ll leave the urn with dad.

Bryan: Why? She cheated on him.

Dylan: They still loved eachother…kind of.

Bryan: Okay, but I still like the flush idea.

Baby Dylan.

Dylan:…..

Amiri: He’s been staring at us for 15 minutes. Is he hungry?

Anna: No.

Dylan:……..

Anna: He’s staring into my soul.

Dylan: *vomits*

Amiri: Not it.

Season 2 Fnaf

Dylan: Okay, all of you need to be nicer to my brother.

Lefty: What? I’m always nice to him!

Molten: To his face. And Bryan said he doesn't like being babied.

Dylan: I’m not asking you guys to baby him, i’m asking you to be Nice to him. There's a difference.

Freddy: Oh come on, no there isn't.

Dylan: You’re nice to Jon and you don't baby him.

Freddy: That’s different.

Dylan: How? Because last I checked, Jon doesn't let you spend a ton of his money, do whatever you want, and turns the other cheek when you’re assholes to him.

Freddy: I’m not listening to this. *walks away*

Jon: Oh come on!

Bryan: No.

Jon: Why can’t I meet your parents?

Bryan: Because my dads a therapist, and he always psychoanalyzes my dates, and you’d be a good mine for him.

Jon: Oh come on, you’re more messed up then I am.

Bryan; Oh really?

Jon: Yeah. Name One thing wrong with me.

Bryan: You never take rejection well, you’re a workaholic who hates it when other people are workaholics, you attach yourself to people you barely know while treating the people you do know like garbage, you disapprove of me not wanting to get help but you refuse to even acknowledge you have BPD, you lie all the time and get mad at others when they’re upset at you for lying, you have terrible judgement for employees, and-

Jon; Okay Damn! Sh!t! I said One!!

Bryan: Oh you also never like listening to criticism.

Jon: *covering his ears* I’m not hearing this.

Bryan: Okay. I’m off to dinner with my family

Jon: Oh hey, can I join you?

Bryan: Uh….no.

Jon: What why?

Bryan: It’s going to be awkward with the whole Dylan thing and all.

Jon: What Dylan thing?

Bryan: He doesn’t like you.

Jon: What? Why?

Bryan: I dunno. I never asked

Jon: Your brother doesn't like me and you never bothered to ask?

Bryan: My brother can not like anyone he wants. He’s a grown man.

French narrator: Later

Jon was at Candys

Jon: Dylan!

Dylan: *slams the door in his face*

Jon: Oh

French Narrator: Even later

Jon: census taker?

Dylan: *slams door in his face*

French Narrator: A little later

Jon: *holding a box of cookies* girl scout cookies?

Dylan; *slams door*

Jon: aw.

Dylan: *opens door, takes box of cookies, closes it again*

Jon: That was a waste of 19 dollars

The next day (The French Narrator’s in the bathroom)

Jon: *corners him outside* Dylan! We need to talk

Dylan: If this is about you and Bryan it’s the dad you ask for the blessing not the brother

Jon: No. Why don’t you like me?

Dylan:…..Are…are you serious?

Jon; Yes. I want to know. I know we’ve barely spoken but I don’t know what I did to make you not like me!

Dylan: You helped the guy who was plotting my brothers murder, and when Bryan found out, you got mad at him, for being upset with you.

Jon; Well….Uh.

Dylan: Then you ignore his calls, texts and ghost him for almost 6 months, and then get mad at him for not ‘bothering to ask for help’

Jon:…I was busy.

Dylan: Doing a job you’re grossly underqualified for?

Jon: I’m not underqualified!

Dylan: My brother has created fully intelligent and sentient animatronics from literal parts and a dream. Have you done that?

Jon: No

Dylan: Did you learn how to rebuild mechanical properties of animatronics you didn’t design yourself?

Jon; I uh…had a guy for that. But, i’m not an idiot.

Dylan: Neither is Bryan. Because unlike you he didn't drop out, even though you act like he did, and he was almost valedictorian, if it wasn't for a B he got in Chemistry.

Jon: so what? You don’t like me because I did a few bad things?

Dylan: A few? You nearly let my brother get murdered and you gave a super half assed apology for it. ‘0h i’m sorry I almost let a guy murder you, he told me I reminded him of his dead kid’