Doctor Kropotnik

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

And the US Military, frankly any imperialist nation

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isn’t even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

Where does the you go. In this scenario

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

They originated the horse drawn U-Haul.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

LMFAOOO HOPEFULLY !!

guys when i visited this was literally the three of us lowkey. like we all cuddled on the couch and sent reels and chatted and it was SO NICE