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You probably haven’t heard of it.

V3D is a show that should not exist. Even after watching several episodes, it seems more fever dream than reality. But twenty years ago, in 1998, this beautiful monstrosity was thrust upon the world. Consider the following points:

A ‘90s CG animation hellscape

Characters that look like they went through a nuclear reactor

The aesthetic is kinda ‘90s grunge + space

Also their helmets are shaped like actual lion heads??

Lance making chicken noises for some reason

“shpACE PIRATES?!”

Oh my god the doom ships 

The doom ships are f**king nightmare fuel

CDs. Email. Clunky ‘90s computers. It must be the FUTURE.

“Will you sign my Voltron j-peg?”

And there’s more …

“moonstone, ionized topaz, pure quartz, and condENsed LAzoN”

The Galaxy Garrison is headed by a neurotic micromanaging robot

Prince Lotor is a pervy cyborg voiced by Tim Curry 

Keith and Lance flirt constantly…

Keith: Lance! You’re not allowed on this ship. Do you know how much trouble I could get in?

Lance: Trouble? (laughs) You used to like trouble, Keith!

…and are basically a married couple.

Keith: Lance? I know you can hear me. This is no joke, Lance – TURN THAT LION AROUND!

Lance: Sorry, Keith, but me and my kitty cat have a date with destiny.

Voltron: Third Dimension (V3D) is a very funky and nice show! Though the animation may be janky, as far as diologue goes, It’s leaps and bounds away from it’s direct predecessor!!

It may be ugly as all fresh hell, but it’s damn funny and well worth a watch!

They don’t mean for a lot of the stuff to be funny, but the way it has aged makes it quite hysterical!