Fker

the sun is one my least favorite parts of being outside. whe wants to be blinded and scorched by that walking ball of radiation? the insane is what. mere regular words cannot encompass my rage so i shall compress it as much as possible in the only dialect possible. scottish accent

AY YE FUCKEN OVERZEALOUS BALL OF RADIATION FOOK OFF ALREDY YA AINT EVEN A BIG STAR YA ONLY A MEDIUM ASS BITCH YET YE FUCKEN SHINE LIKE YE SOME HOT SHET BUT YE AINT NOTHIN. ALL YA DO IS BLIND ME AN RUIN MA FUCKEN DAY! ILL FUCKEN RUN FER PRESIDENT OF THE MERICAS JUST SO AH CAN FUN RESEARCH TO MAKE MAH PETTY ASS IMMORTAL SO AH CAN BEAR FUCKEN WITNESS TO YE FUCKEN DEATH AND INEVITABLE COLLAPSE 10 BILLION YEARS LATER! IN THE MEAN TIME ILL SHOVE A CRIOSSANT UP THE NEWS SITES ARSE IN PROTEST TO YER FUCKEN EXISTANCE MATE