you'll taste it, in time

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

Die Babbu

^ This Die Babbu

Hell on babbu technique

Actually Duchamps' original Fountain is lost presumably forever, however there are 17 replicas made with Duchamps' approval which are in various galleries, which weoirdly means this ISN'T a ready-made, it's a custom commissioned piece made to look like a ready made. EDIT: this is a completely value neutral statement, this is as close to seeing Fountain as you can get, just trivia

ahhh thats disappointing but oh well

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How is she doing this

if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.

first choice superpower is of course to be the thing from The Thing except im friendly and my superhero name is Mystery Meat

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