ALEX SHELLEY

Go swim around and lay in the sun then tell me you don’t want to take a nap!

i never wanna leave this place.

You definitely should stay then! And on an unrelated note, did you spring for extra leg room on the plane tickets and if so can I have your ticket for when the rest of us go home???

Vacation naps are the best kinda naps. I think that’s one of the Ten Commandments.

anyways, Survivor Series was canceled and now it’s time for Hawaii, baaaaaby. 

You did your best and that's all that matters, buddy.

It just seems, as the kids say, HELLA SUS to order water from McDonald's. I'm onto you, Robrandi.

You must be a robot or something. I refuse to believe that. I REFUSE.

Woke up on the right side of what a lot of people are saying is the wrong side. I feel great though.

Is this a riddle

@fakekinkade hey loser 👋🏻 there's a trip we're leaving for tomorrow. Make sure you're on it?

Jammin’ Jamantha Hayter. It’s got a ring to it, don’tcha think?

@fakekinkade hey loser 👋🏻 there's a trip we're leaving for tomorrow. Make sure you're on it?

I only know how to be me, Jamantha. I couldn’t be anybody else.

@fakekinkade hey loser 👋🏻 there's a trip we're leaving for tomorrow. Make sure you're on it?

There’s a flight? Danhausen tried to sell me a ticket in his blimp! I’m starting to think maybe he just wanted me to give him money…

Danhausen already has his beach attire ready for the trip to Hawaii. People may be jealous of his fashion sense. Very fashionable, very evil is Danhausen.

You also ate all my ramen and left a lump on my couch. That wasn’t so sweeeeeeet. But it’s okay buddy, I still love you.

@fakekinkade hey loser 👋🏻 there's a trip we're leaving for tomorrow. Make sure you're on it?

See there’s your problem, Haytes. Don’t try to plan anything ever and just wing it CONSTANTLY. Makes life exciting!

Y’know. I got a new leather jacket I’ve been trying to break in. Life is booming.