Fake Confessions

I really hope this leads someone down a dark and terrible journey through our blog.

This was inspired by one of the other FAC members, I think Sal, who was aware of my hate of Gankutsuou over this particular facts.

Hey guys, remember when Caleb was SUPER obsessed with Space Lupin?

I’m currently teaching someone else how to make the images for the site and I feel like I’m Walter White teaching Jessie Pinkman. 

I was Jesse Pinkman.

This actually happened BTW. Me, Caleb, Sal, and Kuhan argued about this for at least 30 minutes about this fucking joke. I thought it was pretty funny but this confession worked best.

This was one of my better FAC jokes.

And we were right.

The lack of creative hentai doujin IS really sad.

I made this confession prior to watching AoT. My opinion could not be more different now. Still a fun confession though.

I LIKE GIANT ROBOTS AND I CAN NOT LIE YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN’T DENY WHEN A MECH WALKS INTO YOUR PLACE AND A LASER IN YOUR FACE, YOU GET DONE, WANNA LOOK REAL TOUGH CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOT LOOKS BUFF. DEEP IN THE PRINTS I’M READIN’. CHECKING OUT THAT MECH CONSTRUCTION. OH BABY, I WANNA GET IN YA AND TAKE YOUR PICTURE.  OTHER PILOTS TRIED TO WARN ME BUT THAT BUILDS GOT ME SO HORNY OOH, PLASMA ENGINE, WITH NUCLEAR ACCELERATION. MACH THREE, MACH THREE, AIN’T NOTHING AVERAGE TO THEE. I SEE THEM PRANCING. TO HELL WITH THAT DANCING. LET’S GET, LET’S GET GOING LIKE A TURBO JET. I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYING ROBOTS AREN’T THE THING. TAKE THE PILOT AND ASK THEM THAT, YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. SO, FELLAS (YEAH) FELLAS(YEAH) IS YOUR ROBOT GOT THE STUFF? (HELL YEAH!!) GET IT TO BREAK IT AND BREAK THAT AND BREAK THOSE NASTY FEDS, ZEON IS BACK!!

Mike did a thing.

I'm reblogging this because I'm of it.

If you guys want an ETA, I should get my place by December. So, you've got 6 weeks.