they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

the cool thing about bi people is that they're cool

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

god made me bisexual as a gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful