if you’re embarrassed by the person you were 5 years ago, good. bc it means you’ve grown. you’ve educated yourself and expanded your horizons. given half the chance, I’d deck 2011 me right in the face . 

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

i feel so worthless and i wanna smooch everyone idk how those two things are connected but I’m sure they are

(งツ)ว on my way to fuck things up

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

i only understand like 9% of life

“Right when it became trendy to be bisexual” Did you mean when awareness about bisexuality increased and allowed younger people to know that bisexuality was something that existed so they could put a name to how they felt?