“Explaing A Joke Is Like Dissecting A Frog”

@fairchilds-glasses

She/her, Autistic, 24, bisexual disaster, Obsessed with Pokémon, Queen, Chucky, reptiles & more. Oh yeah I’m Sophie btw, just realised I never put that on here

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Hi!!!!

I’m Sophie and I’ve been meaning to make a pinned post/introduction thing for a while now so I’ve decided to finally get around to it.

I’m 24 and I’ve been on tumblr for over 10 years now so this blog has gone through many changes, I mainly post about stuff that interests me and also my constant autistic ramblings about my interest are also on here as well.

At the moment I mainly post about the Child’s play/Chucky franchise so be prepared for a lot of that and obviously all of the opinions I share here are my own and if you disagree then that’s cool! No problem, just don’t try to get into a confrontation with me about it because I genuinely just don’t care 😁.

If you want to message me or send me asks then please feel free to do so and I’ll try to answer asap.

I also own a Chucky discord server if that’s of interest to anyone, feel free to join if you wanna!

Check out the Chucky community on Discord - hang out with 893 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

Thanks for following me and I hope you enjoy your time on my random, slightly weird blog 😘

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Final Family/Alice Befriends Junior AU

Charlotte: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Kyle: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Andy: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Nica: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 10 years!

Rachel: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Malcolm: Mental stability, my old friend!

Charlotte: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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Charlotte suddenly realises her new friends are all traumatised and depressed 😂

Charlotte will settle in soon enough, she's just so used to having to act like everything is fine. Once she realises she doesn't have to do that anymore she'll fit right in 😂

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That’s true, Charlotte just needs a little bit of time to adjust and realise she doesn’t have to mask her feelings anymore and then she’ll be right there with them 😂

Final Family/Alice Befriends Junior AU

Charlotte: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Kyle: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Andy: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Nica: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 10 years!

Rachel: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Malcolm: Mental stability, my old friend!

Charlotte: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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Charlotte suddenly realises her new friends are all traumatised and depressed 😂

#chucky #charlotte collins #kyle simpson #andy barclay #nica pierce #rachel fairchild #miss fairchild #multiple malcolm #incorrect chucky quote #incorrect quote

Fairchild text posts part 40:

#chucky #miss fairchild #rachel fairchild #annie briggs #text posts

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

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Answers (unused comic 2)

This is another one where I’m not actually sure why this didn’t get used cause it’s a decent lore bomb, I’m just gonna put it down to my shitty memory again

Comic tags: @sigyn-foxyposts @arweeniehutjr @picklesxtra @barclaysangel @nicascurls @morganandtheemorgana @bethqueenie @shy1diot @fanficwriter284 @oddballashy @myfunkyyaoi @mystifiedmorbidcuriousities

#chucky #miss fairchild #rachel fairchild #chucky oc #hunter au #chucky au #Chucky au comic

Crush (obviously one sided)

Yall know that cliche of “if someone is mean to you it means they like you” well that’s kinda true here, even into their teen years Shaun has a crush on Rachel but that’s not the main reason he’s mean to her, he’s just a entitled dick.

In kindergarten they were actually friends until Rachel was made to move classes and Shaun decided that it was obvious Rachel’s idea and that she wanted to replace him so he started being an absolute twat

#chucky #miss fairchild #rachel fairchild #hunter au #chucky au #chucky oc

fanficwriter284

Okay so I just wanna make things clear. Stay away from minors. Period. If you are a pervert, expose minors to explicit content, sexualize or put pressure kids or partake in any of that disgusting heinous activity. Get the fuck off my page. This is especially present within the Child’s play fandom and honestly horror in general. People you all need to do better. Seriously. I’ve had my moments where I’ve just thought might as well leave and just got off the fandom train and leave all the unfortunate disgusting ties that often come with it. However, instead I rather have my blog be a safe space for ALL people, that avoids and is spared of the BS I’ve been exposed to during my time here. I would hate for an unsuspecting minor or young adult to have an interest ruined from sheer toxicity and vial environment this fandom has.

That is why everything here stays PG and if it were to exceeded to something a little more there will ALWAYS be a warning. I do not write smut or explicit sexual scenes. At most it might reach a PG-16. Let that be clear. The amount of times I’ve been asked/pressured to write Smut involving minors in the child’s play fandom WHILE I MYSELF WAS A MINOR at the time is horrendous.

Hence will I prefer to keep this space a place where people of all ages can partake and just have fun, because at the end of the day that was the whole point of starting this blog. To have fun. I feel like nowadays many people forget about that and let things spiral and let something they once loved and enjoy turn sour and nasty. It’s sad to see and it’s sad seeing so many people who once loved being in the fandom for the characters and for the people to drew and wrote to just vanish after being exposed and harassed. It’s truly disheartening.

Do better

Someone’s birthday today 🐦‍⬛🎉🎂

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BECKWITH BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

#beckwith davis #pickle #chucky #chucky oc #BIRTHDAY BOY

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I wanted to do some doodles for yall! I wrote…too much and needed a break from the keyboard! So!!!! For all my child’s play moots I wanted to do something for yall! Including some of your OCs and some of the fam cuz why not!

@sigyn-foxyposts (Jamie and Charlie out in the woods getting into whatever that is 😭)

@fairchilds-glasses (JP and William playing some video games)

@asktherays (Chelsea and Lottie tired of incompetence)

@cornerofhell (CJ and CJ lol get it? 😂 Sounded better in my head)

@neonclownvia (Chelsea and Katie)

@picklesxtra (Nicola and Jig having a chat)

@arweeniehutjr (Finley and Chelsea chatting)

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OMG THANK YOU FAN!!!!!!!!!

#chelsea ray #jamie stine #william stine #cj stine #charlie ray #jason parker #charles lee ray jr #cj ray #nicola leroux #lottie ray #chucky #chucky oc

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positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

@2tonedwolf @zelinksupporter @strangerthingshappen @d1sapp01ntm3nt @postpunkclarity @twistyquigley @straightupclownin @just-call-mefr1es @90sclubbingbyler @dragon-s356 @cheap-lemons-and-theatrics

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@just-call-mefr1es @d1sapp01ntm3nt @zelinksupporter (you’ve already been tagged but obviously imma let you know) @w3ndytheraccoon @finnmints @irnspdr @sluttyheroinneedle @twistyquigley AND WHOEVER ELSE I MISSED I JUST WOKE UP🥹

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@barclaysangel @nicascurls @the-carlos-cow-eyes @fairchilds-glasses @doudy-reblog

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@zelinksupporter (obviously gotta tag ya again) @barclaysangel @nicascurls @the-carlos-cow-eyes @streets-in-paradise @sigyn-foxyposts @arweeniehutjr @cornerofhell @picklesxtra @morganandtheemorgana (and all of my other mutuals)

New Beginnings (unused comic 1)

This one is unused cause I genuinely forgot about it, idk how, but somehow I did. This was supposed to take place in between “The Ring” and “A New Environment” and by the time I noticed I’d already drawn everyone in different outfits so that’s on me

Comic tags: @sigyn-foxyposts @arweeniehutjr @picklesxtra @barclaysangel @nicascurls @morganandtheemorgana @bethqueenie @fanficwriter284 @oddballashy @myfunkyyaoi @shy1diot @mystifiedmorbidcuriousities

#chucky #miss fairchild #rachel fairchild #chucky oc #jason parker #chucky au #hunter au #Chucky au comic

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAYYY SOPHIE!!!

Thank you so much, Via!!!

COMIC ENJOYERS I NEED YOUR OPINIONS

@barclaysangel @nicascurls @sigyn-foxyposts @arweeniehutjr @picklesxtra @morganandtheemorgana @oddballashy @shy1diot @bethqueenie @fanficwriter284 @myfunkyyaoi @mystifiedmorbidcuriousities

So I’m still writing up concepts for the next saga of comics but while looking through my notes app I noticed I have a lot of unused comics (for one reason or another) so I was wondering if you guys would want to see those while you wait for me to come up with something new, let me know, I’ll post them if there’s interest

#chucky #miss fairchild #rachel fairchild #chucky au #hunter au #chucky oc

The Adults in the Final Family/Alice Befriends Junior AU

Malcolm: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Charlotte: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Kyle: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Rachel: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Nica: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Andy:

Andy: I have emotional scars.

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Rachel’s pumpkin carving scar gets an honourable mention 😂

Oh definitely, Rachel is mentioning that one in Round 2 🤣

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Exactly like it’s too bizarre to not mention 😂

Definitely, Rachel is very much ready to mention it 🤣

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She has it saved and ready specially for these kinds of games 😂

It’s a special one that she tends to win whenever she mentions in those rounds 🤣

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Which is understandable cause the very concept of needing 15 stitches from pumpkin carving often confuses the others 😂

Andy’s over here with the most dumbfounded look on his face like “Wtf do you MEAN you got 15 stitches from catching a pumpkin?!” 🤣

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And of course Rachel makes it even worse by refusing to elaborate, just nodding and saying “yeah.” while they try to process it 😂

Literally all of them, especially Charlotte, are begging for Rachel to elaborate but she’s just like “Hey, those weren’t the rules of the game” 🤣

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Exactly, there’s no rule stating that you have to explain how you got the scar in detail so Rachel can leave the others in confused suspense 😂

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The Adults in the Final Family/Alice Befriends Junior AU

Malcolm: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Charlotte: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Kyle: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Rachel: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Nica: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Andy:

Andy: I have emotional scars.

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Rachel’s pumpkin carving scar gets an honourable mention 😂

Oh definitely, Rachel is mentioning that one in Round 2 🤣

fairchilds-glasses

Exactly like it’s too bizarre to not mention 😂

Definitely, Rachel is very much ready to mention it 🤣

fairchilds-glasses

She has it saved and ready specially for these kinds of games 😂

It’s a special one that she tends to win whenever she mentions in those rounds 🤣

fairchilds-glasses

Which is understandable cause the very concept of needing 15 stitches from pumpkin carving often confuses the others 😂

Andy’s over here with the most dumbfounded look on his face like “Wtf do you MEAN you got 15 stitches from catching a pumpkin?!” 🤣

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And of course Rachel makes it even worse by refusing to elaborate, just nodding and saying “yeah.” while they try to process it 😂

The Adults in the Final Family/Alice Befriends Junior AU

Malcolm: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Charlotte: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Kyle: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Rachel: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Nica: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Andy:

Andy: I have emotional scars.

fairchilds-glasses

Rachel’s pumpkin carving scar gets an honourable mention 😂

Oh definitely, Rachel is mentioning that one in Round 2 🤣

fairchilds-glasses

Exactly like it’s too bizarre to not mention 😂

Definitely, Rachel is very much ready to mention it 🤣

fairchilds-glasses

She has it saved and ready specially for these kinds of games 😂

It’s a special one that she tends to win whenever she mentions in those rounds 🤣

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Which is understandable cause the very concept of needing 15 stitches from pumpkin carving often confuses the others 😂

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