reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

Where I get me a man like this???

check the morgue on the fifth of july

yo when he lands a solid punch on one tho

took him a while but he got it

You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms

that sounds like an excellent reason to try this strategy