Tiefling Enthusiast

i'm not talking to you put your OC on the phone

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?