Operation 506

I was here to deliver a message of Light!. Worry not dear fellow ones on my planet that have latched on to this Channel. Think ABout it this way. The Government is looking for decent citizens to become immortal on the planet and work for alien markets. Composed of mmorpg’s. And such. 

You’re going to live forever. Supplementary Zelda Accrued. Double Ghost.

Okay. so hello world, my name is Alexander Adolfo Carret, and I’m a Top Secret American Marine model. Now before you read this story just be aware that I do work for the CIA and have 12 years of experience under my belt, and have seen many things. Do you know Crystal Castles?

Let’s talk about Crystal Castles. I was driving home from school when I first heard Crystal Castles on the internet. The radio from my car, i mean. And well...let’s just say I became obsessed. The more I delved into it, my mind was amess and aflutter with hyper stereotypical path lines. I was. DEATHRAY.

How curious to be that such a vowel a sail away, i could have foreseen the ends of days, only to forfeit the reconnaissance that I had seen it. THE LAKIST.

Well now. How do we start.

This is bound to be a long stream. So sit back, relax, and realize something.

We just fought war for the past 12 years agaisn’t an alien enemy. Friendly alien units are offering immortal life for devotion to the light.