“Almost fought a boomer for insulting my lifting buddy” haul part 1 (existing of 2 parts). This has to be my most favourite haul EVER! W/ my lifting buddy, I was able to snatch a ton of stuff :)! A lot of the stuff I got are christmas presents and it feels so good to finally be able to get nice things for the ones I love (: . This year everyone gets spoiled by me 😏💖. After hours of “shopping” and carrying around heavy ass bags, my lifting bud and I decided we should pick up some food at our local supermarket before she was gonna take the train back home. My lifting buddy is a plus sized gal and some woman had the guts to critize her on that... I got angry, walked up to her and told her that she ain’t shit. The manager of the supermarket had to come between us 🤭.

Click here for part 2.

Doùgłàś

Tòó Fâćéd eyeshadow brush set €43

Tòó Fâćéd Cocoa Contour palette €44

Tòó Fâćéd Pretty Rich palette €48

Tòó Fâćéd Hot Buttered Rum palette €25,50

Tòó Fâćéd Born this waÿ foundation €36

Tòó Fâćéd Puppy Love palette €26,50

Anàstásïá contour powder kit €56

ŃŸX ultimate edit palette €6,50

ŃŸX butter gloss €6,50

ŃŸX wonderstick x3 €39

ŃŸX glitter primer x2 €9,50

ĪĆÍ Parīś

Jèffrēė Stâr Jawbreakèr palette €53,50

Jèffrēė Stâr libscrub strawberry €15

Jèffrēė Stâr liquid lipstick €20

Jèffrēė Stâr Skin Frost highlighter €32

Ürbáń Dećâÿ eyeshadow primer potion €22

Łúśh

The Birth of Venus jelly face mask x2 €23

Cüp O’ Coffèé face- and bodymask €21

Kalamazoo beard- and facewash €21

Magical Moringa primer €39

Enzymion moisturiser €25

Lip Service lip balm €11

Honey trap lip balm €11

Galaxy lipscrub €10

Honey lipscrub €10

Sea spray volumespray €19

Breath of fresh air toner water €7,50

Grease lightning spot treatment €11

Cupcake fresh face mask €12,50

Hudśoń’ś Bâÿ

Böbbí Brōwń make up brush x2 €56

Anàstásïá pro pencil eyeshadow primer €23

Local drugstore

Garńīèr argan skin mist €8

Kńèïpp bath salts €9

Kńèïpp shower foam x2 €17

Thèrmė shimmer oil x2 €19

ŌGX biotin & collagen shampoo €11

Giłłèttë shaving gel €4

ŌGX biotin & collagen conditioner €11,50

Āxé deodorant x2 €10

Rèâł Tećhnïqües brush set €30

Rèâł Tećhnïqües sponge €10

Eśśíè nail polish €10

Beâütÿ bleńder x2 €30

Bath bomb x2 €6

Kńèïpp lipcare €6

Bīòdèrmál nightcream €21

Błïstex €2,50

Dīłłe & Kámíłłe

Almond & honey massage oil €12

Almond & honey mudmask x2 €10

Almond & honey handcreme €7

Hémā

Long lasting nail polish €2,50

Divine dust highlighter €5,50

Bath bomb star €5

Glow serum x2 €11

Eye cream gel €7

Ùrbáń Öutfīttèrs

Óbèÿ wallet €30

Śańtā Crúź shoulder pack €35

Váńś hat x2 €58

Óbèÿ hat x2 €60

Orange hat €22

Ćłáirė’ś

Frózėn 2 hair clips €7

Ōlaf pencil €6

Voldemōrt pencil €6

Cat keychain €9

Unicorn keychain €9

Fake earring €7

Fake noserring €7

Sòstrène Grėnė

Mini canvas €1,50

Colored marker x3 €4,50

Total part 1 €1.291

Total part 2 €150

So Christmas has just passed. You probably went crazy, panic-lifting tons of presents, then chilled out over the few holiday days. Now big Boxing Day/New Years sales are up, stores are going to be BUSY. Lifting could be easy. Here’s some stuff to keep in mind.

1. Order of importance; so I’m not going to preach to only lift what you need, because that’s blurry territory. But take the time to list what you need and get those items before more luxury items- pressure will be off and you don’t have to focus on it anymore, you can lift freely. In short, try to get food and basic stuff before pricey skincare and excess clothes and makeup.

2. Disguise; make subtle changes to yourself. This can be hard to pull off so observe your usual style, what you’d pull out of your closet and put on your face and do to your hair on any normal shopping day. Change everything you can. Clip the bangs up, dot freckles on, wear the contact lenses over the glasses or vice versa. Wear the pale jeans and nude boots over the black cargos and combat boots and goth coat. I hate to say it being a goth girl at heart, but individuality and alternativity (is that a word?) doesn’t have a place in lifting. It will get you caught very fast. Get as close to looking like just another kind and agreeable yet kind of spoilt and rich average gal/dude. Be wary of looking too rich somewhere more expensive, though - they may see dollar signs and harass you for a sale.

3. Your rights; NOBODY except loss prevention and police can stop you, and nobody but police can search your bag without permission. Stay calm, cool and polite. Collected. You understand why they stop people, shoplifting does happen and you’ve seen it a few times - but you don’t really get it. You have a job and work hard and spend your hard earned money here. Be co operative but know your right to privacy. Don’t let them dance around the topic, ask politely if there’s a problem. If you have a bad feeling then get out of there, say no thank you to the request for a bag check, if it comes to it then say you don’t like being accused of something. Hell, even pull the ‘you’re a forty something year old guy, I’m a young lady, I feel threatened, I heard about that pr!m@rk nonce security guard scandal you know!!!’ card if you must. But never, ever fall for their shit. Don’t get taken to a back room and wait for police to show up. Get out of there.

4. Organisation; carefully think before you head out to lift what you’re going to do with your haul items. Do you have a car to drop goods in between stores? A big bag? I recently started tightly folding up plastic reusable bags in my purse and it’s been AMAZING. It’s eco friendly, it just makes you look like a nice conscious shopper, and it’s extra room. Loads of it. Practice at home folding up or squeezing in the type of things you’ll be lifting, make sure you can pull off a type of conceal before you do it. As long as everything looks alright, your bags aren’t lumpy and misshapen and merchandise isn’t spilling out everywhere, you’re golden.

5. Awareness; it does no good to be inconsolably paranoid while lifting but do assume every camera is being watched closely, you are being observed, plainclothes LP are here somewhere, any shoppers that see you conceal or have suspicion will rat you out, workers are aware of lifting activity and are communicating and most of all assume everyone in the damn shop is aware you are there. You cannot sneak a whole human in and out of a store! You’re there and that’s okay, take up the necessary space. You’re just a shopper and it’s okay to take interest in everything, talk on the phone, have normal conversations and laugh with a friend you’re with. You are a normal person, you don’t turn into an alien when you lift though it may feel like it.

Aires- Confident lifter. Has never gotten caught and never will. Lifting comes easily and naturally to them. They usally aren’t active on liftblr but lurk a lot.

Taurus- Sloppy but has somehow never gotten caught. Lifts stuff that they won’t even use just for the sake of lifting it. Lifts a lot of food. Tends to be really extra.

Gemini- Flip flops between being a goodie goodie and vowing to never lift again, and being an expert lifter who easily lifts over the felony level every time they go out. Loves wearing disguises when lifting.

Cancer- Lifts because they don’t feel whole in life and needs material objects to try and fill the void. Immediately starts crying and admits as soon as they are sussed and doesn’t even try to talk their way out.

Leo- Is super proud about the fact that they lift and lets everyone in their friend group and social circle know. Always has the best hauls on liftblr. Lifts a lot of boujee clothing and hasn’t paid for any new clothing in years.

Virgo- Is more of a modest lifter who usually only lifts things they need or necessities (but not always). Super humble and is like the mom on liftblr who helps out all the newbies.

Libra- Secretly judge other lifters hauls and the things they lift (but would never admit it). They prefer lifting with other people as they hate being alone. Loves lifting gifts for their friends and family.

Scorpio- Chaotic lifters with a hot temper. Don’t wrong them or they will use their lifting powers for evil and lift very important things from you. Usally very active on liftblr.

Sagittarius- Very lucky lifters. They seem to be able to get away with things no other lifter would. Loves traveling to a lot of different places to lift at. Will literally drive hours from their home just to go lifting at a new place.

Capricorn- Doesn’t really lift all that often but when they do lift they are excellent at it. Isn’t really active on liftblr and doesn’t like people knowing they lift.

Aquarius- Known as the weirdest lifters on liftblr. Prefers to lift alone. Literally lifts EVERYTHING from books, to clothes, to makeup, etc. Hates authority and rules, is a natural rebel, making liftblr the perfect community for them.

Some days I can clean out Sephora in under 5 minutes without any problem and the SAs thank me for coming in while I walk out with hundreds of dollars worth of product

Other days I get some SA who decides to stalk me even when I don’t act sus and they’ll be up on me like a police officer on a donut and I can’t even snag a lipstick

This advice post is ideal for:

1) a female that doesn’t look too young/can pass as mid 20s

2) wants to lift clothing / small items to conceal on body

3) plans to lift mon-fri because this look is very workwear. The persona you’re playing here is rich classy yet immemorable lady working a well paying office job (probably accounting, finance or audit-you choose). You are BLAND (Boring, Lacklustre, Average, Nondescript, Day job worker) lol I came up with this acronym myself!

-TOP

You want to wear a light/pale coloured blouse (apparently light colours make you look less sus) that is flowy, yet modest, expensive looking and slightly fashionable. Example:

This top I wore today is ideal because: loads of room to conceal at the bust and around waist/hips, expensive thick satin fabric (costed $125 even on sale and I lifted it), fashionable wide sleeves which you can conceal stuff in (wear a tight log sleeves top under to secure stuff in) and is modest and not eye catching.

-BOTTOM

You want to wear pants which are loose enough to fit more pants under, yet not too loose to be sus. You should choose a fabric which skims and has a little stretch to it (so choose a synthetic fabric) so that you look natural even with items packed under. It’s ok to wear dark pants because both light top and light bottom may be attention grabbing. Black pants are a professional work look.

These are the pants I like to wear when lifting leggings (comfortably fitting 4 pairs under, could probably fit a few more). You can easily wear spanx under and fit stuff in waistband too. Waist tie comes in handy when I’m concealing hangers on body because i can use it to tie the hanger tight against my body for more security. Choose a pair that covers your ankles (easy for shorter gals). Remember not to tuck your shirt in so that the loose top will float over any bulkiness.

Ps these shoes are a great example of shoes to wear, as long as they’re comfortable!

-HAIR

Your hair is an important part of your disguise. Choose a wig that is different to your natural hair. Think different length, colour, curl/wave, texture- as long as it looks natural and believable! POC should stick to darker colours (up to a hazel/light ashy brown, maybe caramel if you can pull it off). Now is not the time to experiment with fun colours and styles! Remember, you are BLAND. Example:

This is the one I have. It screams sweet, nice girl next door who would never hurt a fly, let alone shoplift. Was $7 of AliExpress!

Wig tips:

Bangs or lace front, you want to be natural and nothing looks worse than a weirdly stark hairline. Don’t be afraid to trim the bangs and the overall hair so it fits you better. Get a wig cap for underneath. Reduce unnatural shine with a little baby powder or dry shampoo. Muss the wig just a little- no one has perfectly smooth helmet hair! Don’t accessorise your wig because a BLAND person would not have the creativity/guts to do so.

-BAG

Neutral colours and structured bag! No pom-poms or shiny stuff hanging off your bag. You wanna look mature!

You might want a small crossbody bag if you’re concealing on body because it makes you look innocent (how can she fit those 69 leggings she took into that tiny bag anyways). Bring a spare plastic shopping bag or two in your crossbody if you need it. Keep your hook/magnet in bra/on person.

Example:

So smol and cute and nude! Although I just lifted this today I can envision it fitting a couple of rolled up tops and some makeup in there.

If you’re going for a bigger bag, make sure it looks like a structured work bag. Think:

Obviously there are better examples floating about in the community.

-COAT/JACKET

I suggest not bringing one unless where you live it’s superrrrr cold like in the negatives. Your wig and the multiple clothing items you’re body concealing will keep you warm. Wigs get real hot after a while!

If you’re not wearing a coat, it’s the perfect excuse to lift one during your trip- just drape one over your arm right at the beginning, shop around a little, bring stuff into change rooms, detag coat, then bring coat out with you over your arm.

If you must bring a coat, try one with lapels and defined shoulders so it looks like a professional work coat, preferably in a nude/cream/light neutral colour. Example:

A coat makes it easier to conceal more stuff under as it smooths everything out, especially if it’s a thicker fabric with a structured fit.

-GROOMING

This advice is pretty standard. Light, professional makeup applied well helps. Remember, a BLAND person won’t have crazy eyeshadow at her boring day job!

Have your nails look nice and neat in a neutral colour. Look expensive and classy. No thotty instagram stiletto nails here!

Don’t wear jewellery, especially on hands if you’re concealing on floor. Bright shiny things catch the eye.

Just be clean and well groomed, like you look after yourself. You want to look mature yet still sweet and innocent and incapable of committing crime. Long wispy eyelashes and inner corner highlight might help here!

Consider wearing fake glasses/coloured contacts to amp up your disguise! Maybe even a fake lanyard with some fake ID thingy in it will reinforce that you work somewhere. Don’t have any noticeable tattoos with this look (small dainty ones are ok).

Wear black flat/ comfortable office-appropriate shoes.

1) The Innocent Has no idea what Liftblr is. Doesn’t lift. Is unaware of crime. Is an angel.

2) The Stalker Knows about Liftblr. Has not lifted. Has no blog. Browsing Surface Blogs occasionally. Somewhat interested.

3) The Newbie Has a Liftblr blog. Super noob. Is usually hoarding tips galore, following mostly Surface Blogs. Tags posts. Has lifted very little things, if at all.

4) The Surface Blogger “Mainstream” Liftblr. Tags posts. Reblogs outside posts. Doesn’t remove exif. Gives false info, has obviously no idea what they are doing. Has lifted little, if at all. Where liftblr RP-ers are.

5) Average Lifter Has experience. Knows what they are doing. Doesn’t tag posts. Doesn’t reblog outside posts. Disassociates from Surface Blogs. Has a decent number of hauls. Is pretty good at lifting, has wide range of info on stores and laws. Part of Real Liftblr.

6) A-Game Lifter Has lots of experience. Lots of hauls. Knows exactly what they’re doing. Can lift pretty much anything. Lives between Average Lifters and Lifter Royalty. Disassociates from Surface Blogs. Probably has hook/magnet/Alpha key and if so, knows how to use them. Probably boosts. Part of Real Liftblr.

7) Lifter Royalty Expansive experience. Has probably given up counting hauls or total. Knows stores inside and out. Can lift almost anything. Has a hook/magnet/Alpha key. Boosts. Lives among Average Lifters and A-Game Lifters. Disassociates from Surface Blogs. Contributes to Real Liftblr.

8) Lifting God(dess) Invisible to LP. Has magic powers. Insane total, probably uncounted. Can lift entire malls. Has at least one haul of 20 Naked palettes. Has caused local Ulta to tag things. Has a hook/magnet/Alpha key, probably all. Boosts. Has had to block Surface Blogs. Lives among Lifter Royalty. Is admired by all of Real Liftblr.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.