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Most of these are songs, but some are quotes. You’re welcome to change the pronouns as you see fit!

“If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs.”

“Love at first sight doesn’t exist, love takes time and love takes work.”

“All comedy is derived from fear.”

“Who cares how I feel? How you feel is bound to be much more interesting.”

“I never asked to be made!”

“I love cookie cat!”

“All I wanna be is someone who’s seen a giant woman.”

“Why do you have to look up to her?”

“I’m telling you for your own good and not because I’m-… jealous.”

“I can show you how to be strong in the real way.”

“I didn’t even get to know my Mom!”

“Squared pizza?! This place is evil!”

“I’m not like the other guys.”

“In this whole wide world there’s no one like you.”

“Could this night get any better?!”

“Isn’t it such a beautiful night?”

“Let yourself just be whoever you are.”

“We’re on the run.”

“Wish that I could see that there’s no better place than home…”

“I don’t care about what all the others say!”

“You people have too much money.”

“Well she’s a rip tide queen and she’s super mean.”

“I just showed them I don’t got the stuff.”

“I tried so hard to fly but I was thrown.”

“Have a little faith in me!”

“I just wanted to help…”

“Some… say I have no direction. That I’m a light speed distraction…”

“This is the final frontier.”

“Life in the stars is all I’ve ever known.”

“I know in my heart it’s been worth it all of the while.”

“They’re playing sword. Oh sorry, they’re playing with swords. Oh no they’re bleeding. And they’re dead. Don’t call again.”

“Oh! Um… I don’t exactly… eat.”

“Is that a weapon?”

“Welcome to earth.”

“Do you believe in destiny?”

“Close your eyes and leave the rest to me.”

“What are you doing here?”

“What are you doing to me?”

“You’re wearing that tee shirt!”

“What can I do for you?”

“What can I do that no one else can do?”

“You are so much fun~”

“I hadn’t planned on finding you… quite this entertaining~”

“I like playing along~”

“I can’t believe I just got that on video!”

“Quit embarrassing yourself!”

“I’ve seen who you really are…”

“I ain’t gonna follow your rules.”

“Let’s go, just me and you.”

“Go ahead and try to hit me if you’re able.”

“I think you’re just mad cause you’re single~”

“I am made of love.”

“I’m stronger than you.”

“I won’t let you hurt my friends!”

“This is who I am.”

“I don’t want that for you…”

“What if somehow you get hurt?!”

“I have to protect you…”

“You’re better not knowing the trouble I’m in.”

“You don’t have to be a part of this; I don’t think I want you to be.”

“I don’t want you to worry about where I just was or what I just saw.”

“You don’t need this… You don’t need me.”

“C’mon and share this jam with me!”

“I’d do it for you.”

“I’d do it for him/her.”

“Balance is the key.”

“Keep your eyes on me.”

“Concentrate! Don’t you want him/her to live?!”

“Just try and think about the life you’ll have… together after the war!”

“When you live for someone you’re prepared to die.”

“Maybe you’re better off with him/her…”

“I think he’s/she’s better for you.”

“I guess I got carried away…”

“Is there something I can do to make it up to you?”

“I see a tower built out of my mistakes and it all comes crashing down…”

“I don’t wanna do this!”

“I can’t help it if I make a scene~”

“I’ve got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in~”

“Everybody needs a friend and I’ve got you and you and you! So many I can’t even name them, can you blame me? I’m too famous~”

“Haven’t you noticed I’m a star?”

“What do I do with all this money, when all I want is you?”

“How do I spend all this money? I’d rather just spend time with you.”

“Let’s go to _____!!! And let’s bring _____!!!!”

“100 bucks? Gee thanks!”

“Dance with me!”

“NO!!!”

“After all those years I never thought I’d lose…”

“It’s over, isn’t it?”

“You won and he/she chose you…”

“Now they’re gone…”

“Who am I now in this world without him/her?!”

“What does it matter?! It’s already done!”

“Why don’t you talk to each other?”

“I know you’re trying to avoid it, but I don’t know why.”

“You might not believe it, but you’ve got a lot in common. You really do.”

“You both love me and I love both of you.”

“If I were you, I’d hate me too.”

“I don’t hate you…”

“I now you both need it, someone who knows what you’re going through.”

“_____ don’t cost nothing.”

“Don’t tell me, sing me!”

“Look at everything you do. Look at everything you are. It’s incredible, as incredible as you.”

“It’s a full time job admiring all the ways that you’re inspiring.”

“I think I need a little change.”

“I always did believe that love is all you need to be a happy man/woman.”

“Here comes a thought.”

“If I could begin to be half of what you think of me, I could do about anything, I could even learn how to love.”

“I’d like to learn how to love like you.”

“I always thought I might be bad now I’m sure that it’s true; Cause I think you’re so good, but I’m nothing like you.”

so… we’ll talk later.

why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

no. no further.

this is not over. it can’t be.

try not to have too much fun without us.

i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.

it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.

you know i’m in love with you, right?

you seem… like a person. and that’s great.

those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!

i’m killing someone, hold please.

your secret is safe with my indifference.

my heart is someone else’s.

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.

i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.

i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.

you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.

i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.

i was only gone for thirty seconds!

i encourage violence.

i can give you the means to protect them.

i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.

you’re on your own, fuckface.

a volcano is - is nature’s candle!

sometimes people go and they don’t come back.

do you spice?

so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

i told you before. no one kills you but me.

he traded his life!

i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.

i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!

i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!

yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

i bury my shame.

i should have told you. it’s yours.

forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

we’re friends, right? are we friends?

i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?

i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.

take me instead.

we walk towards glory.

that’s mine! that’s mine!

did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?

please bring him back to me.

you think you care about me?

this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

i made a choice. this is my family.

i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.

please. please. i love him as much as you do.

fix him. fix him!

i like this family. i’d like to keep it.

i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.

talk about my sister again.

it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.

i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.

i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 

you know, you’re getting weirder.

you and i are very different.

i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.

call me “child” one more goddamn time!

if you’re lucky, you die last.

some people have no sense of fucking honor!

i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.

thank you for believing in me.

you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!

everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?

how many fingers am i holding up?

what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.

yay! teamwork!

you fucking died!

don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!

i’m going to go get a sandwich.

you had us all very worried.

your reckless impulses will get you killed!

i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 

this is too fucking much.

come here, you shithead.

it has been an honor.

screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.

i’m undecided about you.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i’m not leaving him.

you’re a better man than you believe.

feel like making a home here?

you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.

sound off if you’re alive.

  Humming softly as he flips the pages in a journal the 'Vagrant of love' frowns. No mentions of a place called beach city. Strange. "Ah where are my manners-" he pauses, shutting the journal while turning towards Emerald.

“I. Suppose I am. I don’t know if there’s anyway home. Possibly the galaxy warps. If they are still active. Strategically speaking it would have been in the rebellions best interest of survival to destroy them entirely to avoid further attacks.” They hum, rubbing the gem on the forearm before a small map of the only area of earth they knew popped up. Fairly basic, just a flat hologram.

“What ‘something’ were you trying to build..? Maybe I can help.”

They weren’t familiar with the other gem but they’re willing to help as much as they can.

  “……”