Facts About Dave Mustaine

Dave Mustaine and FutureDave meet twice a month to discuss the goblin takeover.

The entire Rust In Peace album is actually an hour-long Wilhelm scream played backwards.

Dave Mustaine is planning to steal Metallica's tour bus from the Smithsonian.

Dave Mustaine is actually a materialized shitpost algorithm.

Well the mustard explains his hair and the Cheese Whiz explains his lyrical content.

Dave Mustaine (while blowing up a mech suit)

He's been sitting in the Valve studio for 10 years, waiting to reprise his role.

Dave Mustaine's most prized possession is a friendship necklace given to him by Lars Ulrich in 1980.

After failing the Davepocalypse for the third time, Dave Mustaine has begun using his Clones as an alternative energy source.

Dave Mustaine originally considered a career as a full-time sorceress.

At this point he's become their official hype man.

Dave Mustaine single handedly dug America out of the Great Meme Shortage of 1985.

Well they were made with real bullets. He should have seen it coming.

Dave Mustaine

He marinates the onions in the blood.

Dave Mustaine has a hollow leg stuffed with M&M's.