F A B I A N

rosamie turned around when she heard somebody yelling behind her, ready to square up if need be but relaxing her shoulders as she saw a friendly face coming her way. he towered over her once he neared, making her laugh slightly as words started flowing from his lips. “are you sure i was the one that dropped it?” she asked, taking the money and holding it out to examine it, as if the answer were etched into the print of the bill. “many theologians and scientists believe that hell is a state of mind anyway rather than a place, so following that line of logic if you can mentally justify stealing then there’s no hell to-” she cut herself off, face softening into an embarrassed grin. “anyway,” she laughed, holding the money back out toward him. “it isn’t mine, and since i don’t see anyone else around i think you should keep it.”

her brows furrowed as her walking came to a stop. “did you just ‘aye’ me?” she asked. she looked at the bill before feeling her pockets and sighed before taking it from him and sliding it into her bra. “yeah, especially since it’s my kids’ snack money. gerber’s not cheap, yanno.” she could have bought off-brand items. but she trusted name brands more than the cheaper options. not that cheaper couldn’t be better than name brand, but she was picky when it came to her babies.

Pausing his trek to a nearby diner to turn around and check to see who was yelling out, Seth’s blue eyes widened as he realized that the person was attempting to get his attention. He immediately turned and began walking back towards him, smiling warmly at the other in greeting. Chuckling at the explanation, Seth pocketed the $20 bill. “Well, thank you for returning it. I was just about to go get lunch with it.” He glanced back towards the direction he was headed prior before flitting his gaze back to meet the other’s eyes. “Speaking of, maybe you’d like to come with me? I’d like to give you some good karma and take care of your lunch if you’ll allow it. There’s a diner not too far from here. Best milkshakes I’ve had in a long time.”

‘‘Ah, it would’ve sucked if you had lost it, then. Imagine waiting for your food and only then realizing you, somehow, lost the cash for it?’‘ Fabian let out with a giggle. The other’s offer caught Fabian by surprise and his eyes widened at the mention of free food and milkshakes. ‘‘Boy, I know I should tell you not to bother but the thought of free milkshakes has me sold.’‘ He laughed and nodded as he patted the other’s back gently and started walking. ‘‘I’m pretty sure I’ve seen you around but I don’t think we’ve ever really met...’’ He pointed out, offering his hand for the blonde to shake. ‘‘Fabian Daza, at your service.’‘

Jai’la didn’t usually keep money in her pockets because she always though it would fall out and she was right. She hadn’t noticed that her money had fell and honestly she probably wouldn’t have noticed even when she got home. She looked at Fabian then smiled a bit. “Well look at you being a good Samaritan.” She joked then looked at the $20. “Keep it. Consider it good karma coming back around instantly.”

A smile formed on his lips as the girl spoke, fighting back the urges to let out a Disney’s movie reference. ‘’There is no way I’m keeping your money.’’ Fabian noted, shaking his head at her effort. ‘’However, if you really don’t wanna take it and you’re trying to contribute to my karma, let me get you something with it.’’ He offered with a smile. ‘’It could be anything, coffee, ice cream, a margarita, you name it. I’ll not only be attracting good karma to myself but I’ll also be sending some your way, truly perfect solution.'’

turning at the sudden scream, mina couldn’t help but laugh when she saw who it was. she and fabian seemed to only run into each other under the weirdest possible circumstances, and it was always nice to see him, yet also kind of tense. “ah, yes, we wouldn’t want you to ruin your karma,” she said, reaching for the bill and sticking it back into the pockets of her dress. “i didn’t remember having that in my pocket, but i’m gonna assume i had it because otherwise i’d have to think this is a very weird way you came up with to come say hi, when you never need an excuse,” she shrugged, giving him a soft smile. “it’s really been a while, hasn’t it?”

“It does give it more flavor! They’re tastier, and distinct. Boneless wings, like I said are chicken nuggets covered in sauce.” Oliver reiterated, “I feel like people go to jail over dumber things than wings, it’s not right but what can ya do.” He shrugged his shoulders.

‘‘Ain’t nobody got time for nuggets when they’re in the mood for wings.’‘ Fabian nodded knowingly. ‘‘Damn, you’re right. I was actually discussing this with a friend the other day and it’s just ridiculous. Like, in Iowa you can go to jail for kissing somebody longer than five minutes when you’re out in the streets. Ain’t that dumb? Messing with wings seems a whole lot more serious compared to that.’ He chuckled.

“That’d be a totally iconic legacy. At least it isn’t something boring like: there’s Janet! She wears beige socks and has a dog called Jingle! And–… Huh. Jingle’s actually a pretty solid name. Makes me think of jingle bells, though. And then that makes me think about balls, kind of. My brain has an alarming… process, I guess,” she dismissed with a shrug, the smile that sprouted next sitting on her lips as stiff as a taxidermy fox before it vanished at his continuation. Subconsciously gauging her knees against each other, Lana tensed her toes inside her boots in an effort not to squirm. “That’s… You can’t just talk about licking genitals, Fabian. I’m trying to breathe,” slipped out along with a bewildered scoff, fingers quickly prying at her collar before she hastily speared another piece of fruit and stuffed it into her mouth. “Anyway,” came out muffled behind a hand, quick swallow seeing her eyebrows knit once she realised she’d barely even chewed it enough so it wouldn’t hurt on the way down. Maybe some part of her felt it necessary to inflict a punishment for all the places her mind had raced to within the past five seconds. “If someone asked you to pee on them, would you do it?”

Fabian shook his head and laughed, Lana’s antics were truly great to watch. ‘’I feel like if your brain was a place it would be Bettlejuice’s world but a whole lot crazier.’’ He chuckled. ‘’Like, whenever I’m feeling low I think of all the stuff you say and I’m instantly entertained. Truly an amazing storyteller.’’ Shaking his head again, he took a sip of the water that had been sitting in front of him for the past forty minutes and lifted his eyebrows. ‘’I really don’t wanna know if the thought of me licking my own genitals left your breathless in a positive or negative, I feel like this is the one thing I shouldn’t know.’’ He chuckled and thought for a second, had anyone else asked her last question and he would’ve questioned their motives, however, this was Lana. Nothing really surprised him anymore. ‘’I guess I would. If a partner really wanted my pee on them that badly, I don’t see why I wouldn’t give it to ‘em. My only condition would be we did it in a shower or something so I don’t gotta scrub and wipe clean the floor like an idiot after peeing everywhere. Golden showers only, literally.’’

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