it's time we blow this scene

I had a bad day but then I watched 5 hours of television and absorbed the personalities & problems of television characters so I am doing good now

future linguists, hopefully: “me” is an archaic term, its modern equivalent is “this bitch”

lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

if you live that long

scifi dog attire

me: idgaf narrator: they did, in fact, gaf

Beauty and the Beast but they’re lesbians

And the Beast is still this 8 foot tall hulking monster with horns and massive claws and fangs and when she turns back into human she’s still buff as shit and her girlfriend is small and they open a library together also the candle and the clock are gay

This is what people mean when they talk about the “gay agenda” if you want a story about gay people make your own don’t steal someone elses idea

The Gay Agenda now includes remaking all Disney Movies to be about Lesbians now it’s Official no more Straights

tfw u close all the tabs w/ academic articles ur referencing after finishing ur assignment. relief. i am safe from academia once more

when i said i was excited about a series of unfortunate events in 2017 i meant the tv show, not these increasingly alarming real life developments

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

starting a girl gang to fight donald trump. reblog if you’re interested.

u know what … i changed my mind… all u scientists out there who worked ur butts off just to have your research purposefully ignored by the government… do your science thing and bring back the dinosaurs… catch them ignoring you when a velociraptor is our next president…. like ding dong what’s that? it’s science, it doesn’t care about your silly ignorant opinion… it’s back with a vengeance… and it’s hungry, bitch