Welcome to the burrow!

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

the first time you meet the knight's mother she is ENAMORED with you (and is immediately pressuring her son to give you a baby) ((she gives you her old robes from the old country, these practically see-through things, and does you har. she encourages her son to take you to see the lights and promises to be asleep when you two return.)) ((( your husband is AGHAST when she feeds you things to 'help it catch' but you're very plenty happy ))) ((((you do make your baby on that trip)))))