Geoff Rickly’s Waterboy

Listening to M.Shepard by Thursday

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

bury me in black + fashion statement + ambulance + our lady of sorrows this is like #1 save your life be brave setlist to me

frank knows we can’t hear and he’s gonna pull out some shit that hasn’t been played in over a decade specifically to fuck with us

is this what bald nonbinary cock does to someone?

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

I better have 900 HD 4K vids of ambulance on my desk by the time the show ends are you fucking kidding me

is that fucking ambulance

I’ve always wanted to know what it would sound like to be gently haunted by my chemical romance song bury me in black