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@eyestoskin
"...as he asks me to pray to the god he doesn't believe in."
elias bouchard. not a roleplay blog. he/they/it. minor bodily.
typing quirk, i capitalize Observational terms and Entities.
pro-endogenic, pro-willogenic, anti-radqueer, anti-pro/com/darkship.
i do not wish to speak to anyone i may have Known before.
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father…. happy 9 years of pipe murder
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham
BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him
paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner
episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it
where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt
crusty old man
ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish
im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point
i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone
everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books
🫂 i love you dada i love you so so so so much
🫂 i love you too, dear. forever and ever.
if i was a liquid what would be your preferred liquid for me to be. you have to keep me on your desk btw or i spill all over your paperwork
you would be a delightful fruit tea, i'd say, to differentiate you from my coffee. of course, for long-term, perhaps a very beautiful ink.
if i was a genie and said i was going to give you between 1 and 6 extra legs but you got the final say what number of legs would you want to have
hm. 2.
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would you rather have a pet rhino or a pet reindeer. unrelated to the institute pet question.
love... (silly)
reindeer. i quite like deer.
if one of us was completely hallucinating the other this whole time do you think i’d be the hallucination or would you
hm. well, i wouldn't Know. hallucination is not the Eye's domain.
let me set the scene for you: i’m in a cage, dangling over an untrained tiger’s enclosure at a really fucked up zoo. to get me to safety you have to beat a spider in a fight. you both get 1 weapon per hand, and the spider gets a 12 second head start. are you going to try and save me and do you think you’d succeed
annabelle cane?
how open are you to the possibility of an institute pet. and can i choose what pet it is :)
at home, absolutely. at the institute, it would need to be something small, to be kept in a cage.
if i was a witch and got reaally mad at you and said i was gonna turn you into a kitchen appliance for the day what would be the ideal appliance for you to be turned to
hm. i want to say toaster.
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dada if i was a piece of bread and u were going to eat me would you toast me or not. and what spread would you put on me
i would not toast you. strawberry jam.
how many people do you think could wear the same hat at the same time on the same day at the same place before you began to think something weird was happening
my word. about 4, i'd say.
if i was a slug outside in the rain and wanted you to take me home would you recognise me and take me home or would you think eww slug and leave me :(
oh, of course i would take you home! i'd Know it's you.
what would you do if one day you came to work right. and i’ve painted your walls pink. eevery piece of furniture is now pink. every paper is written in sparkly pink gel pen. also, outside is a farm. your archives are on a farm now. but all the animals are babies. little small baby animals. they are wearing pink hats and tutus. on an unrelated note you should take a break from work
is this... the pink pony club?
@eyestoskin this is us
sigh. (affectionate)
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greetings mr newall after a discussion me and my friends have a very important question for you
as elias can see through any eye would this perchance include googly eyes ?
Yes. Although he doesn't get to pick where they are pointed and he gets a headache if you jiggle them.
@eyestoskin :] jiggle jiggle.
oh, goodness.
two divas
@eyestoskin @gh00st3d !!!!!! DADA
huzzah!
