Conspiracies

The creator of No Nut November has a peanut allergy and wants everyone to suffer as well

Elon is short for watermELON 🍉

Among Us is designed to expose how much of a liar your friends are

Purell and Lysol are hyping up the corona virus to sell out their products

People only say "congrats" because they can't spell congrajuulashons

Trump is building the wall to keep us in, not to keep Mexico out.

Valentine's Day is just a capitalist scam, designed to pressure people to spend unnecessary money to confirm their love

George HW Bush was the tie to keeping Cardi B and Offset’s relationship alive.

Aliens abduct cows to drug them so that they can control the minds of the people who eat the drugged beef and take over the world.

Top celebrities are just puppets.

The government banned drugs because it enlightens people and allows them to glimpse into other dimensions, and the government don’t want people crossing their mental boundaries.

Mattress stores are fronts for money laundering schemes. Ever notice how they're always empty?

The internet is run by the Illuminati to collect information about you.

Kanye West is only stirring this controversy to gain attention before releasing new music and the upcoming Yeezy collection because he was inspired by the Kardashians.

Sunscreen gives you cancer but they blame it on the sun so they can sell you more sunscreen and the government can make money off of expensive cancer treatments.

The frequency of this song was set to be trippy and make you feel like you’re on drugs.