"ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ."
(updated: 11/17/25)
ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴅᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ, ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ɪɴ ᴡɪᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴅᴜɢ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ. ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴏᴜʟ ᴛʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴇɴᴅʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴍᴀᴢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴏᴏʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇɴ ᴏꜰ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ꜰʀᴇɪɴᴅ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀʟʟ ꜱʜᴀʟʟ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙᴀᴄᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ.
ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴇᴅꜱ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇʟʏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ...ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ
. The expendable, how unlucky I find myself here .
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Expendable uses they/it/xem/
They have HORRIBLE claustrophobia, and can hardly stand being in the lockers for too long. They'll brush it off easily though and don't mention it much
The crimes they committed to end up with urbanshade were not their proudest moments and they'd prefer to not speak of them
Dispite looking rather stern and rough they have a fairly good sense of humor and a soft spot for animals (that don't try to kill them that is...)
They often find talking to themselves comforting when no one is around for them to talk to, singing helps but they are horrible at it-
They've died twice, and have one token left... Hopefully they won't ever have to use it.
They have an obnoxious tendency to try and flirt with Sebastian only to steal his items, this has gotten them killed. Once.
They've never had a team with them make it past the 30th door
They've grown numb to loss and try to never get too close with others as they've found it just makes it hurt more to lose them.
They have made little tags to put on seabunnys so they can keep track of which ones they've met before (they'll never admit that they've named every single one)
They have a sea bunny that's been infected with spores that is extremely docile and prone to almost getting eaten, it usually stays in their bag/backpack it's name is little bitch <3
They not exactly HATE P.ai.nter, and would never actually damage the ai, but FUCK IS HE ANNOYING to them
Expendable has a wonderful vocabulary. 🙂 (They curse. ALLOT.)
They've been doing runs at the blacksite for urbanshade about 6 years now and are roughly 25 years old, it's hard to tell time down here...
They can run on little to no sleep very easily but after a while Always end up passing out somewhere uncomfortable
They have a sweet tooth, and would probably kill for good quality food /hj (not like they haven't done it before -)
The only people they acknowledge from before the accident are their two younger siblings and one of their good friends who they don't remember very well
They aren't overly burly, but have a decent amount of strength and have wrestled a few anglers , not without being bitten though (YEOWCH,)
there are PLENTY of scars on them (from anglers, other monsters, the turrets, ext-)
They can be horribly flirtatious with their words and usually don't even notice it.
They were never experimented on but were in the urbanshade cell house when others were, no they never met Sebastian. At least not that they can remember
They have ADHD and have a hard time staying on a single subject, Always finding a way to branch off into something else important or interesting only to forget their original point
They YAP. ALLOT. If you bring up one of the few things they actually enjoy they will probably go on a rant about it, luckily there are very few things they enjoy that much
They have amazing reflexes and ever better senses (sight, smell, hearing, ect) due to how much they've had to be careful
"how did exp get so good at surviving" it started as beginners luck, before eventually they got a team that had the survival skills set. And observed them. Since then urbanshade has started giving out training and they learned from there out
For someone who cares very little about marine biology and science, they know an awful lot about it
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